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    May 8th, 2007

    Location: Nottingham, England

    NekoThis is our adorable cat Neko (full name Neko the Ninja) when she was just a little kitten - already demonstrating ninja credentials with a display of her talons!

    Posted by The Kittenmaster at 3.07 pm |

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    [+] Comment by Tiger in CA [p]
    2007-05-08 15:07:59

    too cute~!!~!

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    [+] Comment by Ginny in Cat Spring [p]
    2007-05-08 15:19:53

    Santana FUZZ! :cool:

    Got a black magic woman,
    I got a black magic woman
    I got a black magic woman got me so blind I can’t see
    I got a black magic woman
    She try’in to make a devil out of me

    Turn your back on me baby, turn your back on me baby
    Turn your back on me baby don’t turn babe
    Turn your back on me baby
    You might just pick up my magic sticks

    Got your spell on me baby, got your spell on me baby
    Got your spell on me baby turnin my heart into stone
    I need you so bad magic woman I can’t leave you alone

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    [+] Comment by Rosie in SA [p]
    2007-05-08 17:01:05

    I put a spell on you
    Because you’re mine
    You better stop the things you do
    I aint’ lying, no I ain’t lying

    You know I can’t stand it
    The way you’re running round
    You know I can’t stand it mamma
    The way you put me down
    So I put a spell on you
    Because you’re mine

    Do I love ya
    Do I love ya
    Do I love ya
    Do I love ya any how
    And I don’t care
    I don’t care if you don’t want me
    Because I’m yours right now
    I put a spell on you
    Because you’re mine

    (guitar solo)

    You know I can’t stand it
    I can’t stand it
    I can’t stand it
    I can’t stand it when you put me down
    You ought to no better mamma
    I can’t stand a women run around
    I put a spell on you
    Because
    Because you’re mine

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    [+] Comment by Renee in Arkansas [p]
    2007-05-08 17:59:23

    Hey Rosie,
    Is that song by CCR? It sounds like the one I’ve got.

    [+] Comment by sharon in austell [p]
    2007-05-08 18:31:57

    I love the way Bette Midler did it in Hocus Pocus! I just love Bette Midler.

     
     
    [+] Comment by Jennifer in NH [p]
    2007-05-08 20:33:33

    I LOVE the Screamin’ Jay Hawkins version of this song. He sounds like Oogie Boogie.

    [+] Comment by sharon in austell [p]
    2007-05-09 12:38:00

    I saw that on youtube! I’ll have to check it out…

     
     
    [+] Comment by Jersey Jennifer [p]
    2007-05-10 05:42:43

    Well, while everyone was busy singing, I catnapped one very cute little ninja.

     
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    [+] Comment by miu [p]
    2007-05-08 17:58:33

    Wow, Neko is Euterpe in disguise! Thanks for the ear worms - luckily I like both of these songs.

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    [+] Comment by miu [p]
    2007-05-08 20:46:09

    One of my all time faves. *happy sigh*

    Hi Alex! :mrgreen:

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    [+] Comment by denise [p]
    2007-05-10 12:48:11

    she is just too mystical!!!love her to peices!!

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    [+] Comment by elfingirl [p]
    2007-05-08 15:08:09

    Purrty, purrty girl

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    [+] Comment by Ginny in Cat Spring [p]
    2007-05-08 16:27:46

    Hey, Neko’s from Nottingham!

    Maid Marian FUZZ!

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    [+] Comment by Huddy's Mama [p]
    2007-05-08 15:08:16

    Ahh pretty little familiar!! Come with me, Neko. Don’t listen to anybody else who wants you. I’m first.

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    [+] Comment by Charles [p]
    2007-05-08 15:14:38

    Ms. Huddy, I’ve been wondering something for a while. Apparently I missed something when you staked your claim to the kittens. The backpack I understand, although I much prefer the idea of one those front papoose carriers one often sees slung over a woman’s shoulder. But what is the purpose of the pitchfork? There’s something disconcerting about pitchforks and kittens. Of course if it’s used to ward off the competition, those of us who would scarf Neko in a heartbeat - then it’s perfectly understandable. And lamentable for us, unarmed and uncatted - patiently awaiting our turn for the purr.

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    [+] Comment by Pipa's mum (Spain) [p]
    2007-05-08 15:16:18

    *takes Neko while Charles chats with HM*

    Thanks Charles!!

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    [+] Comment by Huddy's Mama [p]
    2007-05-08 15:20:50

    ala Rhoda of “The Bad Seed”

    Bring her back!! Right here to me!! *stomps feet and brandishes pitchfork*

    [+] Comment by Pipa's mum (Spain) [p]
    2007-05-08 15:23:17

    I don’t know if it’s the same in English as in Spanish but…

    **Na na na na naaaaaaaaa**
    **Rthhhlllpppp**

     
    [+] Comment by Ginny in Cat Spring [p]
    2007-05-08 15:29:17

    I think that’s universal… in cyberlandia it’s spelled :razz:

     
     
    [+] Comment by Ginny in Cat Spring [p]
    2007-05-08 15:20:51

    Ahh, the classic “divide and conquer”!

     
    [+] Comment by Huddy's Mama [p]
    2007-05-08 15:31:38

    What? did you say something?

    [+] Comment by Pipa's mum (Spain) [p]
    2007-05-08 15:33:09

    Yes it was something like…

    *prrrtttthhhh*
    :-P

     
     
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    [+] Comment by Huddy's Mama [p]
    2007-05-08 15:20:13

    The pitchfork is for protection. It keeps people away from the kittens. I used to use a bazooka, but that was too much overkill. ;)

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    [+] Comment by Instinct [p]
    2007-05-08 15:42:28

    And you can’t aim for s*** anyway :)

    [+] Comment by Pipa's mum (Spain) [p]
    2007-05-08 15:45:40

    **giggle**

     
    [+] Comment by Huddy's Mama [p]
    2007-05-08 15:58:53

    You guys can pick on my all you want. I’m the middle child, I’m used to it.

     
    [+] Comment by Pipa's mum (Spain) [p]
    2007-05-08 16:02:38

    I think you’ve got something there… I’m the oldest…
    That makes me kind of a bully doesn’t it?
    But I promise I mean no harm…
    *bats lashes in perfect innocence*

     
    [+] Comment by Huddy's Mama [p]
    2007-05-08 16:12:04

    Well my brother is the oldest and he’s still got my teethmarks in his back. That’s what I do to bullies.

     
    [+] Comment by Kate the Grate [p]
    2007-05-08 16:15:04

    Being the eldest does not mean one is a bully, merely entitled to first pick. It is the privilege of primogenture!! I will always be first, no matter how my younger siblings may cry about it. Neener, neener-

     
    [+] Comment by Pipa's mum (Spain) [p]
    2007-05-08 16:15:28

    :-(
    I guess you don’t like me…
    Maybe if I give back the black kitty?
    *sniffle*

     
    [+] Comment by Huddy's Mama [p]
    2007-05-08 16:17:18

    And the oldest will always be OLDER. muwahahahahahah

     
    [+] Comment by Huddy's Mama [p]
    2007-05-08 16:19:02

    Now now Pipa, I like everybody. At least everybody here. I’m zany like that.

    However, your theft of the kitty does sort of put you on the bottom of the list for today.

     
    [+] Comment by Pipa's mum (Spain) [p]
    2007-05-08 16:24:14

    See! *giggle*
    You fell for it!
    My younger siblings always fall for the clasic ‘you don’t love me anymore’ hoax…
    Hahahaha
    We ARE older… and wiser and almighty rulers!!

    So the kitty is mine…

     
    [+] Comment by Huddy's Mama [p]
    2007-05-08 16:27:42

    My siblings can’t pull that on me. I don’t love them anyway. I like ‘em a whole lot, but I don’t feel that particular emotion.

     
    [+] Comment by Instinct [p]
    2007-05-08 16:30:27

    Hey, I’m the youngest. You all ARE bullies :)

     
    [+] Comment by Pipa's mum (Spain) [p]
    2007-05-08 16:32:32

    Younger than me?
    I don’t think so!

     
    [+] Comment by Huddy's Mama [p]
    2007-05-08 16:39:57

    I’ve never bullied anybody in my life. That’s what the pitchfork is for.

     
    [+] Comment by FondaHonda in Ft. Worth [p]
    2007-05-08 16:41:31

    I’m the youngest, too. . .and, “I’m gonna tell Mom what you did!” ;->

     
    [+] Comment by Huddy's Mama [p]
    2007-05-08 16:54:26

    My sister used to say that all the time. My dad had to threaten her with violence to make her stop.

    She was funny with it though, she always started it with “I’m sorry, I’m telling”

     
    [+] Comment by georgie's mama [p]
    2007-05-08 17:36:29

    I’m smack dab in the middle of 7 children. 3 older brothers, 1 older sister, 2 younger brothers and 1 younger sister. What does that make me?

     
    [+] Comment by georgie's mama [p]
    2007-05-08 17:37:47

    sorry I meant 2 older brothers (sorry miko, He’s my baby brother!)

     
    [+] Comment by Instinct [p]
    2007-05-08 17:40:31

    I’ve got 2 older brothers and an older sister. When my brothers and I would start fighting my mom would just look at us and say “Take it outside and don’t bleed on the carpets”

    Took us a while, but we finally figured out that maybe we didn’t have to beat the tar out of each other to settle an argument

     
    [+] Comment by Shebas Mom In Phoenix, AZ [p]
    2007-05-08 17:40:39

    I was born on my sister’s 16th birthday–her party had to be cancelled. Ya think I got crap for THAT all my life??!

     
    [+] Comment by MeezerMama [p]
    2007-05-08 17:49:55

    I’m an only. Well, for all intents and purposes. I have an older half brother that grew up in a boys home and 2 older half sisters that lived with their mother.
    I was a strange child. My invisible friend was a robot that cleaned my room

     
    [+] Comment by sharon in austell [p]
    2007-05-08 19:19:20

    Meezermama, I think you turned out grand. And may I borrow that robot? Need the house cleaned and am a major bot freak!

     
    [+] Comment by Joan from New Jersey [p]
    2007-05-08 19:35:34

    Hey Sheba’s mom - I was born on Palm Sunday. My brothers and sisters complained that they couldn’t go to church that day (they were in it for the psalms, no doubt). I’m the baby of the family.

     
    [+] Comment by poeticat [p]
    2007-05-09 14:54:56

    All you people make me glad I’m an only. My invisible friend was an alligator who lived behind the toothpick jar in the kitchen cabinet. He never made any trouble, but my Teddyrabbit had a bunch of invisible friends who were responsible for all the messes in the house. Teddy’s Friends grew up to be the Time Bandits.

    I’d love to cat-nap Neko, but I already have 4 black cats (out of 7). Besides, those claws look like something you wouldn’t mess with.

    Love the mysterious black ones best of all.

     
    [+] Comment by miu [p]
    2007-05-09 18:37:54

    poeticat: ‘alligator who lived behind the toothpick jar in the kitchen cabinet’ and a ‘Teddyrabbit (who) had a bunch of invisible friends’.
    Wow! Suddenly my childhood topped all the lameness records. :(

     
     
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    [+] Comment by sharon in austell [p]
    2007-05-08 18:34:09

    No, Charles-country farm girls just consider that as an “accessory” and she never leaves home without it. It also subs as a broom when she lacks transportation. }:-)

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    [+] Comment by Rosie in SA [p]
    2007-05-08 17:06:17

    Do you remeber the movie with Pywaket? Not sure that’s how you spell the name. But it was a great old movie.

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    [+] Comment by Mom to Tiga and the gang [p]
    2007-05-08 17:24:49

    Bell, Book and Candle

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    [+] Comment by sharon in austell [p]
    2007-05-08 19:19:52

    A classic. Anyone remember “I Married a Witch” that formed the basis for Bewitched?

     
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    [+] Comment by Tiger in CA [p]
    2007-05-08 15:08:52

    **puts Neko into protective custody so NO ONE can snatch her**

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    [+] Comment by georgie's mama [p]
    2007-05-08 15:11:09

    Please let me share!

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    [+] Comment by Pipa's mum (Spain) [p]
    2007-05-08 15:25:25

    you do realize you are both late don’t you…

    *pats Neko’s beautiful blach coat*

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    [+] Comment by Pipa's mum (Spain) [p]
    2007-05-08 15:26:06

    I meant black…

     
    [+] Comment by Rubia in the UK [p]
    2007-05-08 16:48:36

    Beautiful British black kitty! Sorry - we can’t let this one out of the country!
    *Sneaks behind Pipa’s Mum’s back and quietly sneaks little Neko into her computer bag. No one would think to look there, would they? *

    [+] Comment by Mom to Tiga and the gang [p]
    2007-05-08 17:08:15

    *teleports to UK, snatches Neko, stashes kitty in comfortable carrier, and teleports back to…neener neener neener, won’t tell. I’m gonna give Neko to CatRancher when she comes on.*

     
    [+] Comment by Mom to Tiga and the gang [p]
    2007-05-08 17:28:21

    but anyone who wants to visit can. Just want to and it will be so. Tomorrow I meet with the surgeon to schedule bilateral biopsies, today, I’m pretty weirded out….

     
    [+] Comment by Kitten Whisperer [p]
    2007-05-08 17:45:14

    Good luck with the biopsies, Mom to Tiga and the gang. Headbonks from Digit and Furl and hugs from me.

     
    [+] Comment by Am - Smokey's mum (UK) [p]
    2007-05-08 19:49:54

    *borrows the Tardis, grabs Neko and arranges a Neko kitten fussing conference for all UK and Europena TDKers*

     
    [+] Comment by miu [p]
    2007-05-08 19:58:51

    Yeehaa! Talk about being special - they don’t arrange conferences for every kitten!
    If I volunteer, I’ll get a good long snuggle with Neko, right?

     
    [+] Comment by Caddycat in NJ [p]
    2007-05-08 20:50:32

    Mom to Tiga and the gang, no weird, be cool. You’ve got every one’s support and good vibes coming to you. You are not alone. We send positiver thoughts your way !

     
    [+] Comment by miu [p]
    2007-05-08 21:00:08

    Mom to Tiga and the gang: You are a warm and much loved member of this community. There are many people rooting for you! Positive thoughts and purrs sent to your way!

     
    [+] Comment by Mom to Tiga and the gang [p]
    2007-05-09 16:52:30

    Thanks you guys, and I’m only scheduling today, and discussing options…it’s scary. purrs help.Tiga climbs up and lays across my breasts, like their a shelf. She always has. I just hope the shelf stays…

     
    [+] Comment by miu [p]
    2007-05-10 00:10:40

    Mom to Tiga and the gang: Wishing for the best. Don’t hesitate to tell us the news!

     
     
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    [+] Comment by Elaine in Dallas [p]
    2007-05-08 15:10:22

    retract the claws FUZZ

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    [+] Comment by Ginny in Cat Spring [p]
    2007-05-08 15:21:35

    Looks like she was ready for the custody battle!

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    [+] Comment by AmyLou [p]
    2007-05-08 16:26:46

    HA! Ginny you make me laugh!

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    [+] Comment by Judy [p]
    2007-05-08 15:10:29

    What a darling little black boo! I love that outstretched foot and the wee claws, HOW FEROCIOUS! Grrrrrrrr……………….

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    [+] Comment by debsterwiz in Wilkes-Barre, PA [p]
    2007-05-08 15:11:24

    What a doll. She looks just like my Amy A.K.A. toe sucking cuddle muffin. If Neko is in protective custody, does she at least get visitation. I would love to cuddle and kiss her and give her treats and give her nippys and quietly sneek her away.

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    [+] Comment by Cheri and 2 furchildren in Binghamton, NY [p]
    2007-05-08 15:14:17

    I would love to cuddle and kiss Pierce Brosnan and give him treats and give him “nippys” and quietly sneek him away and make him my cabana boy…

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    [+] Comment by Pipa's mum (Spain) [p]
    2007-05-08 15:17:18

    I with you all the way!

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    [+] Comment by Cheri and 2 furchildren in Binghamton, NY [p]
    2007-05-08 15:39:36

    i mean my cabana man !!!

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    [+] Comment by Instinct [p]
    2007-05-08 17:42:01

    Sexism is such an ugly thing Cheri :)

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    [+] Comment by Kitten Whisperer [p]
    2007-05-08 17:47:47

    ….no matter which gender it’s directed at.

    *gets off soapbox*

     
    [+] Comment by sharon in austell [p]
    2007-05-08 19:24:34

    Sexy is ugly? Nahhhhhh…

     
    [+] Comment by Cheri and 2 furchildren in Binghamton, NY [p]
    2007-05-08 19:51:54

    I’m just having fun. It’s a lousy day here at the office, and that beautilful sunshine is outside, and I’m inside no way to reach it…

    [+] Comment by Instinct [p]
    2007-05-08 19:59:27

    Just take your chair and toss it at the window.

    Voila’ - instant access to the outside :D

     
     
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    [+] Comment by paulajeanne [p]
    2007-05-08 16:46:11

    “toe sucking cuddle muffin”? Ha!

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    [+] Comment by debsterwiz in Wilkes-Barre, PA [p]