Comments on: Nikko

By: Santinasi

Santinasi — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 23:15:23 +0000

You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: “Not worth wasting paper”, and ejects your card. You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says: “Account not found.” and keeps your card.
You insert your card, and try to get some cash, and the ATM laughs and spits out your shredded card.
You withdraw some money to pay some bills, count it, and the screen says: “What, you thought there was some EXTRA there? HA!”, and ejects your card clear across the room.
You think you’ve got $100 in your account and go to take out $50, and the screen says: “Not in this lifetime.” and laughs as you bang on the machine, trying desperately to get your card back that the machine has taken.
You go to the ATM, and there’s a picture of you a-la-”Most Wanted” staring forlornly at the ATM camera with a caption that reads: “Wanted for trying to get water from a dry well.”
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Bankers do it risk-free.
Bankers do it just for money.
Bankers charge a fee each time they do it.
Bankers do it with varying rates of interest.
Bankers do it with a penalty for early withdrawal.

By: carlyn

carlyn — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 22:03:21 +0000

i love kittens

By: Kristina L.

Kristina L. — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:29:20 +0000

So cute!!!

By: Me

Me — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 22:18:07 +0000

Whos the fishy in the fishbowl??

By: Emma's Kat

Emma's Kat — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 23:10:42 +0000

Wow, never seen a fish quite like that before, lol! Is that a “catfish”? Ok, I know, bad joke, hehee.

By: Shelby

Shelby — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 22:17:02 +0000

Love it!

By: From Desi's Mommy Judy

From Desi's Mommy Judy — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 16:59:55 +0000

Wow pretty soon hes going to be too big to get in there and might get stuck and then what lol what a cute catfish