http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ Daily Kitten Chat Forum Topic: Kids Are Quick! (Funny) en Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:42:48 +0000 http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/14797#post-342312 Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:32:20 +0000 beth 342312@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>ha ha i love it!! i am going to pass these on to my dad. he would love them!! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/14797#post-342310 Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:30:58 +0000 Karenopa 342310@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>OMG!! Those are precious. LOL! Thanks FH! =) </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/14797#post-342293 Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:10:08 +0000 2bpurring 342293@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>ROFLMAO....Just love kids. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/14797#post-342291 Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:06:53 +0000 FondaHonda 342291@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Just got this in an email from the asst. principal:</p> <p>Kids Are Quick</p> <p>____________________________________</p> <p>TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .</p> <p>MARIA: Here it is.</p> <p>TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?</p> <p>CLASS: Maria.</p> <p>____________________________________</p> <p>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?</p> <p>JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.</p> <p>__________________________________________</p> <p>TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'</p> <p>GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'</p> <p>TEACHER: No, that's wrong</p> <p>GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.</p> <p>(I Love this kid)</p> <p>____________________________________________</p> <p>TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?</p> <p>DONALD: H I J K L M N O.</p> <p>TEACHER: What are you talking about?</p> <p>DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.</p> <p>__________________________________</p> <p>TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.</p> <p>WINNIE: Me!</p> <p>__________________________________________</p> <p>TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?</p> <p>GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.</p> <p>_______________________________________</p> <p>TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '</p> <p>MILLIE: I is..</p> <p>TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'</p> <p>MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' </p> <p>________________________________</p> <p>TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?</p> <p>LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. </p> <p>______________________________________</p> <p>TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?</p> <p>SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.</p> <p>______________________________</p> <p>TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?</p> <p>CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.</p> <p>___________________________________</p> <p>TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?</p> <p>HAROLD: A teacher</p> <p>__________________________________ </p>