http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ Daily Kitten Chat Forum Topic: A little classroom humor for the teachers in the house. en Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:28:23 +0000 http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/15348#post-352475 Sat, 14 Mar 2009 15:02:04 +0000 WillowandWindismom 352475@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Too cute! Thanks, Chuck! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/15348#post-352463 Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:42:44 +0000 Crazycatman - CA 352463@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>You don't have to be a teacher Karen...I just they my be able to relate :D </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/15348#post-352458 Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:41:01 +0000 Karenopa 352458@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Hahaha...CCM I'm not a teacher but am laughing big time! Poor Harold! =) </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/15348#post-352451 Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:36:35 +0000 Crazycatman - CA 352451@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Kids Are Quick<br /> ____________________________________</p> <p> TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.<br /> MARIA: Here it is.<br /> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?<br /> CLASS: Maria.<br /> ____________________________________</p> <p> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?<br /> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.<br /> __________________________________________</p> <p> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'<br /> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'<br /> TEACHER: No, that's wrong<br /> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.</p> <p> (I Love this kid)<br /> ____________________________________________</p> <p> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?<br /> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.<br /> TEACHER: What are you talking a bout?<br /> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.<br /> __________________________________</p> <p> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't<br /> have ten years ago.<br /> WINNIE: Me!<br /> ____________________________ ______________<br /> TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?<br /> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.<br /> _______________________________________</p> <p> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '<br /> MILLIE: I is..<br /> TEACHER: No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'<br /> MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'<br /> ________________________________</p> <p> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry<br /> tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't<br /> punish him?<br /> LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...<br /> ______________________________________</p> <p> TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?<br /> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook…<br /> ______________________________</p> <p> TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as<br /> your brother's. Did you copy his?<br /> CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.<br /> ___________________________________</p> <p> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when<br /> people are no longer interested?<br /> HAROLD: A teacher </p>