http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ Daily Kitten Chat Forum Topic: Politically incorrect jokes en Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:58:53 +0000 http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/1595#post-38284 Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:32:37 +0000 Rubia in CA, 4/28 38284@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>LOL - Very good! :-D </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/1595#post-38281 Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:29:07 +0000 MadcatwomanintheUK 38281@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Ha ha ha ha! Excellent MerD, thanks for the chuckle! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/1595#post-38268 Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:01:17 +0000 MerD 38268@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?<br /> Juan on Juan</p> <p>What is a Yankee?<br /> The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.</p> <p>What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?<br /> The position of the dirt bag</p> <p>Why is divorce so expensive?<br /> Because it's worth it.</p> <p>What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?<br /> Doughnuts<br /> Why is air a lot like sex?<br /> Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.<br /> What do you call a smart blonde?<br /> A golden retriever.<br /> What do attorneys use for birth control?<br /> Their personalities.<br /> What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?<br /> 10 years and 45 lbs<br /> What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?<br /> 45 minutes<br /> What's the fastest way to a man's heart?<br /> Through his chest with a sharp knife.<br /> Why do men want to marry virgins?<br /> They can't stand criticism.<br /> Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?<br /> Because those men already have boyfriends. </p> <p>What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?<br /> After a year, the dog is still excited to see you </p> <p>Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?<br /> The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. </p> <p>Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?<br /> Because they have cotton balls. </p> <p>What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?<br /> A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. </p> <p>What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?<br /> 'Are you sure it's mine?' </p> <p>Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?<br /> Mace will do that to you. </p> <p>Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?<br /> Everyone has the same DNA. </p> <p>Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?<br /> Breasts don't have eyes. </p> <p>Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?<br /> Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. </p> <p>Where does an Irish family go on vacation?<br /> A different bar. </p> <p>Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?<br /> They named him 'Sum Ting Wong' </p> <p>What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? </p> <p>A speech impediment </p> <p>What's the difference be- tween a southern zoo and a northern zoo?<br /> A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe'. </p> <p>How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?<br /> Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! </p> <p>What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?<br /> A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ...' -A southern fairytale begins<br /> 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....</p> <p>Why is there no Disneyland in Japan ?<br /> No one's tall enough to go on the good rides </p>