http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ Daily Kitten Chat Forum Topic: Love and Marriage? en Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:19:44 +0000 http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/20589#post-439645 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 14:15:30 +0000 HuddysMama 439645@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/20589#post-439633 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:51:34 +0000 SammyandOliversmama 439633@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Good one Vicki!! Thanks for the laugh today. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/20589#post-439624 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:37:43 +0000 katthays 439624@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>HAHAHA, good one, Vicki :)))) </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/20589#post-439623 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:36:54 +0000 AZDEBRA 5/27 & crew 439623@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>lol love it Vicki! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/20589#post-439521 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 08:50:12 +0000 MaryLynnVa 439521@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Good one Vicki! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/20589#post-439421 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:55:42 +0000 Moonshadow_NZ 439421@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>LOL, not what I was expecting. Thanks for the giggle Vicki. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/20589#post-439410 Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:58:34 +0000 Vicki 439410@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, followed by three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. "That was incredible!" she said. "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath. "That was incredible!" he said. "Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No," she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal." </p>