http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ Daily Kitten Chat Forum Topic: Rules for keeping stray cats en Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:26:05 +0000 http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/23068#post-472201 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:52:50 +0000 Skyron 472201@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>NNGM, kitties dont snatch food of plates. If the chicken was of age and consentingly jumped into his mouth, who was he to turn it away? </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/23068#post-472160 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:29:24 +0000 NNGM 472160@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Oh dear - I can clearly see Zorro working his way down this list right now! That boy is such a pirate - first he invaded my house, then last night he was actually snatching chicken off my plate! Honestly, all my cats have had such good table manners, I don't know how to deal with this one. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/23068#post-472152 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:17:25 +0000 planetkitty 472152@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>That's how my original 3 (yes only 3!) ended up with however many I got now. They ust seem to know where to go to get the good stuff. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/23068#post-472145 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:07:26 +0000 Sheba's Mom in Raleigh, NC 472145@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>LOL! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/23068#post-472106 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:21:55 +0000 AZDEBRA 5/27 & crew 472106@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Oh so true, that is how I ended up with '6'! I was so determined to not have more than 4, yep 4...yeah yeah that didn't work. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/23068#post-472047 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:52:27 +0000 Karenopa 472047@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Hahahah! So true Skyron!! We're now up to 5 with two 'strays' coming nearer and nearer to the feeding station on the front porch. Yikes!!!!!!!!! There's no such thing as a stray cat in our house. I know...not a good thing. I need a blindfold!!! =( </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/23068#post-472039 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:46:30 +0000 Skyron 472039@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>LOL. How many of us started out like that? Kinda makes you go - so thats how I ended up with 7 cats . . . </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/23068#post-472033 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:42:18 +0000 feral 472033@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Or D-Earth. hahaha...not to mention...they aren't allowed to have their very own personalized brushes. :)</p> <p>All I can say is...when did I lose the ability to say 'no'. hahaha </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/23068#post-472031 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:40:11 +0000 jeankit 472031@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>After #8: You forgot...Stray cats will not be allowed to add Flea Riddence to part of your daily routine! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/23068#post-472027 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:36:22 +0000 Hizlilbrat 472027@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>hahaha this was too cute and oh so true!!! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/23068#post-472025 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:35:34 +0000 feral 472025@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Skyron...floofy beds came here looooong before #20. :) </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/23068#post-472024 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:34:22 +0000 feral 472024@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Hahaha...after 4 but, before 5...Stray cats will not have soft,warm floofy bed to sleep in at night. lol. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/23068#post-472019 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:31:53 +0000 Skyron 472019@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>1. Stray cats will not be fed.</p> <p> 2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.</p> <p> 3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food<br /> moistened with a little milk.</p> <p> 4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food<br /> moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.</p> <p> 5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their<br /> permanent residence.</p> <p> 6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and<br /> cuddled unnecessarily.</p> <p> 7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled<br /> will absolutely not be given a name.</p> <p> 8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the<br /> house at any time.</p> <p> 9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at<br /> certain times.</p> <p> 10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days<br /> ending in "y".</p> <p> 11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on<br /> or sharpen their claws on the furniture.</p> <p> 12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen<br /> claws on the really good furniture.</p> <p> 13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen<br /> claws on new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three<br /> perches.</p> <p> 14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand.</p> <p> 15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece,<br /> high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet kitty litter.</p> <p> 16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter<br /> pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.</p> <p> 17. Stray cats will sleep outside.</p> <p> 18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.</p> <p> 19. Stray cats will sleep in the house.</p> <p> 20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old<br /> blanket.</p> <p> 21. Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with<br /> non-allergenic lambs wool pillow.</p> <p> 22. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.</p> <p> 23. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at<br /> the foot.</p> <p> 24. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the<br /> covers.</p> <p> 25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the<br /> covers except at the foot.</p> <p> 26. Stray cats will not play on the desk.</p> <p> 27. Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.</p> <p> 28. Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on<br /> the desk when the human is asdfjjhhkl;ljfd.;oier'puyykmm4hbdm9lo9jUSING IT. </p>