http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ Daily Kitten Chat Forum Topic: On a lighter note..... en Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:14:54 +0000 http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/272#post-3096 Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:03:56 +0000 3 kits staff dorie 3096@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>That's "now i'm gonna" Dang gremlins </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/272#post-3094 Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:02:52 +0000 3 kits staff dorie 3094@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>M&#38;MM<br /> Your on a roll tonight!!! And mow i'm gonna be singing "'I wish I was an Oscar Meier weiner'". All night long<br /> THANKS FRIEND!!! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/272#post-3090 Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:57:01 +0000 MaxandCali'sMom 3090@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.</p> <p>Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.</p> <p>Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark but professionals built the Titanic.</p> <p>There will always be death and taxes. However, deathdoesn't get worse every year. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/272#post-3086 Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:53:44 +0000 Buttercup 3086@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Too funny!! More? </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/272#post-3085 Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:52:16 +0000 MaxandCali'sMom 3085@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Here's another one:</p> <p>A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed within the pages. "Mama, look what I found!", the boy exclaimed. "What have you got there, dear?" she asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered "I think it's Adam's underwear!" </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/272#post-3076 Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:45:36 +0000 artistabobbi TX 1/17 3076@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>That is tooooooo funny. LLLOL! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/272#post-2948 Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:14:17 +0000 GreatDane 2948@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Yep! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/272#post-2946 Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:13:18 +0000 MaxandCali'sMom 2946@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Would you like some more? </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/272#post-2925 Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:34:01 +0000 paulajeanne 2925@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Oh....my.....gosh! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/272#post-2923 Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:30:42 +0000 Elene_YorkPA_7/21 2923@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Very very funny - :)) </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/272#post-2911 Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:58:46 +0000 MaxandCali'sMom 2911@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>This is from a real doctor:</p> <p>As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. </p> <p>The middle aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said "I'm sorry, was I tickling you?" She replied, "No, doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meier weiner'".</p> <p>One more chuckle:</p> <p>The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and are sleeping. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.<br /> "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see". Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." What does that tell you?" asked the masked man. After pondering the matter for a minute, Tonto responded "Astronomicaly speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of plants. Astrologically speaking, it tells me that Saturn in in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately 3:15 a.m. Theologically it's evident that the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"</p> <p>The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks: "Tonto, you twit, someone has stolen our tent." </p>