http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ Daily Kitten Chat Forum Topic: Lighten up! LOL en Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:47:54 +0000 http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-109169 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:19:50 +0000 PipasMumSpain 109169@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>*bump*<br /> This will be part of my daily prayer now...<br /> Thanks Renee! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-108335 Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:30:00 +0000 Renee in Arkansas 108335@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Here's something I found to go along with the article. I thought this was cute. I got a laugh out of it, I hope you do too.</p> <p>One for the girls</p> <p>Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my shape to keep.</p> <p>Please no wrinkles, Please no bags</p> <p>And please lift my butt before it sags.</p> <p>Please no age spots, Please no gray</p> <p>And as for my belly, Please take it away.</p> <p>Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,</p> <p>And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-108057 Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:04:29 +0000 PipasMumSpain 108057@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>*BLUSH*<br /> *in littlest of voices* thank you... </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-108028 Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:36:28 +0000 SammyandOliversmama 108028@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>PM...and a mighty nice one, I might add. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-107955 Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:28:44 +0000 PipasMumSpain 107955@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Ok so I'm in my early 30's... does that mean I'm like a teenager? </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-107953 Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:26:51 +0000 Catwoman 107953@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>I want to know if Arcalian is single! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-107948 Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:16:08 +0000 SammyandOliversmama 107948@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>You are absolutely right Shelly. Back then I thought the 40's were the best years. That was the beginning of the best ... each year gets better. The good news is I'm still here and going strong!!! ppearson, I love your club .. that<br /> is so great. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-107941 Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:05:08 +0000 Shelley 107941@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>I love this--I turned 50 last November and told everyone that my 40's had been the best years of my life and I just expected them to get better!! I have seen a lot of those relics in yellow pants--around here they usually have on white shoes and a pink plaid shirt to complete the look! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-107855 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:45:59 +0000 kathyanne11/13 107855@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>with my 40s in the rear view i love this gave a needed smile </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-107745 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:32:47 +0000 Emma 107745@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>I am approaching 60 this year (approaching, HAH: I am sliding into home plate screaming!) and a friend of mine told me the following:</p> <p>60 is now the new 40<br /> 40 is now the new 20</p> <p>Just a question: what is 20 supposed to be? </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106969 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:03:41 +0000 JoanfromNewJersey 106969@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Yeah, I'm in the over 40 crowd. I just love Andy Rooney! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106968 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:03:32 +0000 KYKAT 12 23 106968@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>In my area there is a very active social group called the 20/30 club. Well last night those of us who no longer qualify started the 40/50 club. We met at a local restaurant that is normally closed on a Monday. Shared a few drinks and great conversation, swapped business cards or email addresses and generally had a good time. Many of us had moved into town in recent years and all felt like it was hard to meet people in our age group outside of work. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106963 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:59:41 +0000 SammyandOliversmama 106963@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>40-ish???? um, how far back was that??????????????????????????????? Oh yeah, I remember ... </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106240 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:57:00 +0000 artistabobbi TX 1/17 106240@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Hooray for Older Women (of which I am one)!!!!!! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106233 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:43:54 +0000 SylvesterMiasMomma 106233@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>MerD that is so amazing you posted that today as I was reading it in my past emails that someone had sent to me and thought about sharing it here. You beat me to the post. Thank you for sharing.</p> <p>Being over 40 myself...will be 45 this year, I agree with what Andy said, especially at the end. I will use that saying whenever I hear a man say why buy the whole cow when you can get the milk for free. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106230 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:41:25 +0000 MadcatwomanintheUK 106230@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Gigolo FUZZ!!! </p> <p>Sorry, couldn't resist that! ;-) </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106226 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:39:32 +0000 Arcalian 106226@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>This 34 year old man always seems to get along better with older women anyhow... </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106219 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:34:19 +0000 KapitiKats in NZ 106219@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>So true! And Andy Rooney appears to be a rare commodity - a wise man. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106088 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:09:05 +0000 Karenopa 106088@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Beautiful..Beautiful...Beautiful!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahaahah!<br /> Yes..We have learned to admit when we're wrong..It just isn't that often!!! LOL.. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106073 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:42:41 +0000 Buttercup 106073@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>That is so true and we get more honest with time too. LOL </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106064 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:21:18 +0000 GreatDane 106064@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>That was great!!! haven't hit 40 - yes! - but it was still great! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106028 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:21:46 +0000 Chrissycat 106028@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>love it!!!!!!!!! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106025 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:15:02 +0000 2bpurring 106025@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>I love Andy Rooney, and now I feel better about being 40ish..heavy on the "ish" ..Thanks I printed this off and will put it on my frige. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106022 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:13:56 +0000 feral 106022@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>BuWahahahahahahhahah </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/3773#post-106020 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:11:35 +0000 MerD 106020@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>I LOVE being 40!<br /> 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) </p> <p>As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: </p> <p>A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. </p> <p>If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.</p> <p>Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.</p> <p>Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.</p> <p>Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.</p> <p>Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.</p> <p>Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. </p> <p>Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.</p> <p>For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"...here's an update for you.</p> <p>Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. </p> <p>Why? </p> <p>Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!</p> <p>Andy Rooney is a really smart guy! </p>