http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ Daily Kitten Chat Forum Topic: New Drugs For Women en Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:31:30 +0000 http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/4393#post-124743 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:19:32 +0000 SylvesterMiasMomma 124743@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>That was hilarious Julie! Thank your sister for us. Hugs and purrs to you. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/4393#post-124740 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:17:19 +0000 Bellantara 124740@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Love it! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/4393#post-124720 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:36:08 +0000 Buttercup 124720@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>I need some of those meds,thanks Julie! :D </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/4393#post-124664 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:16:43 +0000 Shelley 124664@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Julie I love this!!! Bless you for maintaining your sense of humor with all the things you are going through!! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/4393#post-124658 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:11:12 +0000 daisy mew 124658@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>My sister knows I am feeling a bit down and sent this to me. Thought you guys might get a laugh.</p> <p>Julie</p> <p>NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN </p> <p>DAMNITOL<br /> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to he** for up to 8 full hours. </p> <p>EMPTYNESTROGEN<br /> Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out! </p> <p>ST. MOMMA'S WORT<br /> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. </p> <p>PEPTOBIMBO<br /> Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. </p> <p>DUMBEROL<br /> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. </p> <p>FLIPITOR<br /> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. </p> <p>MENICILLIN<br /> Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. ' </p> <p>BUYAGRA<br /> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. </p> <p>JACKA**PIRIN<br /> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat </p> <p>ANTI-TALKSIDENT<br /> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. </p> <p>NAGAMENT<br /> When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth. </p>