http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ Daily Kitten Chat Forum Topic: Job Application -- long en Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:01:36 +0000 http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/6716#post-369756 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:05:46 +0000 SoxsMom 369756@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Oh Dear--is DX in need of Cato's service???? </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/6716#post-369750 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 10:38:27 +0000 Kitten Whisperer 369750@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>I tried to look at the job posting, but the link didn't work for me. I love your response. I think any employer would sit up and take notice of your response. ;) There are so many applicants competing for jobs that you need a "hook" to get noticed. I hope you land a job you love soon! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/6716#post-369748 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 10:33:29 +0000 dx 369748@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>I want a job. I think u can help me...........</p> <p>-----------------------------<br /> <a href="http://www.tempingjobslondon.com">temping jobs</a>-temping jobs </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/6716#post-176014 Wed, 28 May 2008 08:56:16 +0000 HuddysMama 176014@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>LMAO Elizabeth! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/6716#post-176005 Wed, 28 May 2008 08:41:52 +0000 miu 176005@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>You sure have many talents. Good luck with job hunt! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/6716#post-175689 Tue, 27 May 2008 18:19:36 +0000 cynthia 175689@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>that was funny. i hope you get this job. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/6716#post-175652 Tue, 27 May 2008 17:54:21 +0000 CSBM 175652@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>nice job if you can get it - being insane and getting paid for it...</p> <p>i need a job like that... </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/6716#post-175568 Tue, 27 May 2008 14:56:28 +0000 SylMiaFelixMomma 175568@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>That was hilarious Elizabeth! I think they will either think you are very creative or a complete nut. Knowing how most people in SF operate, they might even hire you. Good luck!! I hope you have unemployment insurance since you have been unemployed so long. Job searching can be quite frustrating month after month. How about some temping jobs? </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/6716#post-175500 Tue, 27 May 2008 11:31:44 +0000 NNGM 175500@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Well, all you really needed to do was direct them to your blog. The fashion show and Cato in peep toes should make them want to hire you immediately! (or have you committed, I'm not sure). </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/6716#post-175499 Tue, 27 May 2008 11:30:41 +0000 feral 175499@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Elizabeth...I think your response is perfect. It shows every bit of talent in what they are looking for in their summary. They'd be crazy to turn you down. I.m sending you Prayers of Hope that they realize they've found the perfect person for the job. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/6716#post-175479 Tue, 27 May 2008 11:13:37 +0000 Leeny 175479@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Don't think you need a psychiatrist, but the prospective employer is going to be either very amused or very irked!</p> <p>Isn't it Cato who applied for the job? </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/6716#post-175477 Tue, 27 May 2008 11:12:43 +0000 WillowandWindismom 175477@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Well, all I can say is that if you don't get this job, something is very amiss! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/6716#post-175473 Tue, 27 May 2008 11:08:46 +0000 Cato1730 175473@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>I have been unemployed for over six months now. I apply for at least 3-4 jobs a day. I am usually in the top 10, but have not been hired. I now work selling organic fruits and vegetables. When I run out of savings I will be living on the street :) This morning, in my deepening cynicism, I responded to this job</p> <p><a href="http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/wri/691424600.html" rel="nofollow">http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/wri/691424600.html</a></p> <p>in this way:</p> <p>To Whom It May Concern: I read your ad on craigslist.org with interest. I speak in pithy headlines. I can multi-task and put my pants on in the morning. I am also willing to sit "in a room with an art director, pouring over a creative brief and coming up with world-class creative concepts," if I can sit in his/her lap. As a professional lap dancer, presidential candidate, the only authentic pet psychic in the world and wine connoisseur, I promise you I could take a creative nugget, no matter how big and leverage it through various mediums, no matter how solid or porous! As for a hot portfolio, I have lap danced for Donald Trump, been a pet psychic for Al Gore and George Bush (not my favorite) and campaigned for president in both Mexico and the United States. I was endorsed by Arnold Schwarzenegger. I have been cloned (produced all the collateral for that as well, plus a how-to training video for scientists and lab technicians). I have done the freegan thing in New York City before it was cool. Most recently. Jean Paul Gautier and I collaborated on a fundraising catwalk contest to bring awareness to the plight of commercial farmers who will not get billion dollar subsidies from the 2008 Farm Bill. I am an expert on fashion and farming! I blog, and produce equestrian videos. I have started my own business giving absolution to those with bad credit and hedge fund managers (God spoke to me and I created the collateral, prayer card and medal). As you can see from my photos, I am hot and fast! (Here I pasted several photos of Cato in his haute attire) am neutered and litter trained (but I prefer the wide outdoors). I have agency experience. I am a graduate of Phoenix University and the Hass School of Business at UC Berkeley. Hire me and you won't be sorry. Sincerely, Cato</p> <p>Do I need a psychiatrist?</p> <p>Elizabeth </p>