http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ Daily Kitten Chat Forum Topic: One for the Ladies en Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:22:18 +0000 http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/694#post-10507 Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:29:20 +0000 debsterwiz 10507@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Kudos Catman! Youv'e got it just right. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/694#post-10505 Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:23:55 +0000 AZDEBRA 5/27 & crew 10505@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Good thing this chair has arms, otherwise I would be rolling on the floor laughing and the cats would be trying to figure out what the h**l is wrong with her!!! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/694#post-10451 Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:06:18 +0000 Renee in Arkansas 10451@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Reminds me of a magnet I have, it has a kitty cat on top of a laundry basket.<br /> It reads: Nobody notices what I do...until I don't do it! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/694#post-10441 Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:54:28 +0000 SylvesterMiasMomma 10441@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Excellent!! I love it. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/694#post-10439 Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:46:58 +0000 NorthernLilly 10439@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>LOL!!!! Too funny!! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/694#post-10438 Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:44:27 +0000 Catwoman 10438@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>LOL!!! Perfect, Catman. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/694#post-10436 Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:41:01 +0000 Crazycatman - CA 10436@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in<br /> their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers<br /> strewn all around the front yard.</p> <p>The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and<br /> there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even<br /> bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded<br /> against one wall.</p> <p>In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the<br /> family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.</p> <p>In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the<br /> counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor,<br /> a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by<br /> the back door.</p> <p>He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of<br /> clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that<br /> something serious had happened.</p> <p>He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the<br /> bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and<br /> more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and<br /> toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.</p> <p>As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed<br /> in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked<br /> how his day went.</p> <p>He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"</p> <p>She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from<br /> work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"</p> <p>"Yes," was his incredulous reply.</p> <p>She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it." </p>