http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ Daily Kitten Chat Forum Topic: Gentle Thoughts.... :) en Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:01:12 +0000 http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/7471#post-194845 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:37:43 +0000 AZDEBRA 5/27 & crew 194845@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Lol, that is too funny Ginny :) </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/7471#post-194843 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:36:15 +0000 WillowandWindismom 194843@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>ROFLOL, Karen! Thank goodness wrinkles don't hurt or I would be on continuous pain medication.......</p> <p>Good one, Ginny! I always knew that algebra and terrorism were somehow related! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/7471#post-194807 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:45:49 +0000 Karenopa 194807@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Hahaha! LOL! @ Ginny!!! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/7471#post-194804 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:41:31 +0000 gatakitty 194804@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>I have often said that there would be more support among American youth for the<br /> War on Terror if we publicized the fact that the Arabs are responsible for Algebra. </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/7471#post-194791 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:10:16 +0000 Rubia in CA, 4/28 194791@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Thanks for the laugh, Karen! :-D </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/7471#post-194771 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:34:44 +0000 AZDEBRA 5/27 & crew 194771@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Thanks those were great.... </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/7471#post-194770 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:34:07 +0000 HootiesMama 194770@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Thanks for the laugh today, Karen!!! Those are wonderful!!! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/7471#post-194752 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:39:55 +0000 Karenopa 194752@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Hahahahaha! I particularly laughed at the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS'...together spell theirs!! Too funny!<br /> Oh...and thank God wrinkles DON'T hurt..I'm out of aspirin!!! LOL! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/7471#post-194750 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:37:01 +0000 Buttercup 194750@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>LOL,Karen! I EARNED these wrinkles! :D </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/7471#post-194747 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:34:30 +0000 2 Popoki 194747@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Marveleous... thank you for the grins </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/7471#post-194743 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:26:46 +0000 miu 194743@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>LOL! Thank you Karenopa for the belly ache! </p> http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/topic/7471#post-194742 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:19:47 +0000 Karenopa 194742@http://www.dailykitten.com/chat/ <p>Gentle Thoughts for Today-- </p> <p>Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. </p> <p>When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. </p> <p>A penny saved is a government oversight. </p> <p>The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. </p> <p>The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. </p> <p>The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement . </p> <p>He who hesitates is probably right. </p> <p>Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL.' </p> <p>If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. </p> <p>If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. </p> <p>The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. </p> <p>There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt . </p> <p>Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.' </p> <p>Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.</p> <p>The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.</p> <p>Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.</p> <p>When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.</p> <p>You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. </p> <p>One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.</p> <p>Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.</p> <p>First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.</p> <p>Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.</p> <p>Lord, Keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth...AMEN..! </p>