Andy and Clark and King Humphrey Bogart
Live with John and Terri.
They rule Wildwood and each hoomin's heart
As they roll around and make merry.
Andy and Clark and King Humphrey Bogart
All came at a different time.
"I am the baby," each thinks in his heart.
Now, isn't that something sublime?
Andy and Clark and King Humphrey Bogart
Try to answer this question but fail.
They cannot discern, no matter how smart,
Why Andy is lacking in tail.
Andy and Clark and King Humprey Bogart
All named for men on the screen.
Even though Andy's came from a mix-up to start,
I still think that it's rather keen.
Andy and Clark and King Humphrey Bogart
Oh, what more can I say?
Thanks for getting your hoomins up early to start
Each meal at TDK Cafe'!