Karen, did you miss that story about the Thames? There was a thread a while back where everyone was giving me a very hard time about my...err... maturity. When we went on our cruise on the Thames Mr. WWM innocently said that he had been married to his best friend for _ _ years. MCW piped up and said, in a shocked voice, "_ _ years??? That's longer than I have been alive!".
And that's when she very nearly went overboard.....