(He's sitting here telling me what to say, so read it as a little kid who can't say "L" sounds.)
Dear Mister Kitty Who Wants To Wive Outside,
My name is Charwee and I have spent severaw minutes outside, and I want you to know that it is not fun what so ever. Sure der is leafs and grasses to pounce on, but once the chiwwy air hits your tootsies, and your back starts to shake, you wheel know dat it is better inside because that is where the food is. Pus, your mommys don't wike it when you sneak outside the door.
tank you and I hope you wheel reconsider your next attempt to escape out the door.
Charwee McButtons
haha, charlie went outside today! He ran out for a second when I let my dog out, so I grabbed him and tossed his harness on and he was so cute jumping on the leaves! It's a bit chilly here, so he was shivering! I should have filmed it, but alas, my camera's never in reach when I need it most!
And yeah, I might be crazy when it comes to Charlie... noone can talk/kiss him without smiling, so when I talk to him he forces me to speak in a weird voice! (he likes the attention)