My Wishes for You in 2009:
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to
steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet
for $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter
assault your lips!
May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires.
May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears
be that of joy.
May the problems you had forget your home address!
In simple words...
May 2009 be the best year of your life!!!