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   I was thinking this morning about what it would take for me to leave TDK permanently. After careful thought, I have decided that, in order this to happen:

   All of you (even the men) would have to sleep with my ex-husband (because if just some of the TDKers did, I would just ignore them on TDK and still talk to the others)

   You would have to descend on my home en masse, and lose all of my receipts and paperwork needed to file my taxes (it seems someone has already done this...) While you were here, you would have to all use my bank card to empty my account, run up my credit cards, order 20 pizzas with anchovies, mess up the house (again, it appears someone already did that part) drink all the beer, leave the toilet unflushed with the seat up, tell me my butt looks big in these pants, and kick the dog on the way out. If all of this occurs I will leave TDK. However, I would still log in to see the kitten every day, unless Kittenmaster changes this from Daily Kitten to Daily Nascar Moment or Daily Warthog.

   You have all been warned.

   Posted 2 years ago by Catwoman #

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   LOL....I would have to agree with all of that except the ex-husband thing...If anyone is looking for a beer drinking, crude humored man, 55 yrs old who doesn't really own anything but a new pickup truck, please let me know and I will send you his address, phone number, heck I'll see if I can get you a key to his front door...hahaha

   Posted 2 years ago by 2bpurring #

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   2b, I think you will get as many interested takers as I got when I emailed everyone I know to find a home for a mean kitty for use as a mouser. *Answer--zero*

   Posted 2 years ago by Catwoman #

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   You're probably right, but I would take "mean-kitty" over ex-husband anyday!!

   Posted 2 years ago by 2bpurring #

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   If the Kittenmaster started posting daily Garbage Pail Kid cards and allowing rampant profanity in the chat room.

   Posted 2 years ago by Leeny #

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   LOL @ Leeny. :-)

   Posted 2 years ago by Catwoman #

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   You're safe from me, CW. Because pizza has.... you know, sodium. My arch enemy!

   Let's see - what would it take for me? Well, death maybe. Although I did read a book about Harry Houdini and coming back from the spirit world.

   Being out on the street with no computer. Except I can run pretty fast and I might be able to nab one from some unsuspecting and slow, little old lady!

   Posted 2 years ago by WillowandWindismom #

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   well, i would stay here if they put bamboo shoots under my nails and kept me awake for 3 days. i would even work every day for 30 days , and still wouldn't leave !!

   Posted 2 years ago by beth #

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   We have LV, Feral, and Karenopa saying they are leaving the site. This thread TITLE and ensuing "funny" commentary seems to poke fun at a serious situation. Can you give it a rest? You can re-establish your bonds at a later date, maybe?

   Posted 2 years ago by CatRancher #

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    I have to respectfully disagree with you on this, CR. I believe my post is in keeping with the original intent of TDK, which is a lighthearted break from what one sees on the rest of the internet.

    Posted 2 years ago by Catwoman #

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    I agree with CW and I don't believe anything was meant as disrespect towards anyone else, not everyone has bad intentions. I don't post as much as some and I'm also sad to see the above mentioned people leave. But I think especially after all the tense, negative energy a little lighthearted humor is necessary to bring the site back to what it was meant for.

    Posted 2 years ago by ama58873 #

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    CW I know exactly what you mean. I love it here. If I ever happened to leave tdk for any reason (I don't see why I'd really have one) it'd probably only be for a short period of time to cool off a bit

    Posted 2 years ago by gini #

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    Please no more drama!!! The meaning that I understood was "I am committed to TDK"

    Posted 2 years ago by 2bpurring #

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    You know, the only reason I would leave TDK would be if our beloved KM pulled the plug. I do fear that if we don't wise up a bit, he may just do it! Then, life as I know it would just shrivel up and DIE!

    Seriously though, your all stuck with me so just deal with it!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

    Get the picture?? ;)

    Posted 2 years ago by debsterwiz #

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    Well said Deb....XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

    Posted 2 years ago by 2bpurring #

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    Even if ther were no more daily kittens, but the chat room remained, I would still come to talk. AND, I will always welcome back anyone that felt they needed to leave for a while and take a break. AND if anyone gets their feelings hurt or is feeling unfluffy and needs someone to love on them for a while so that they don't leave the family, my email is always open.

    Posted 2 years ago by KYKAT 12 23 #

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    Ditto to what KYKAT said.

    Posted 2 years ago by NNGM #

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    A little off-topic, but I am only now taking down my TDK Christmas cards. Everyone was making fun of my door of cat cards, but it gave me a lift everytime I saw them and I kept thinking, "not yet."

    Posted 2 years ago by Catwoman #

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    LOL CW,I still haven't taken down mine,I was admiring them again and thinking "not yet" also.

    Posted 2 years ago by Buttercup #

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    Okay Ladies...who ever said I was leaving TDK? No Intentions!!!

    It would take another ten Hopperers & 5 Ms. Hissy's to get me to leave.

    Hisssssssssss :)

    Posted 2 years ago by feral #

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    Hey CW, when my house is done I'm going to put UP my TDK Christmas cards since I didn't get to display them, or anything else that resembled a holiday, at Christmastime!

    Posted 2 years ago by JoanfromNewJersey #

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    Feral, thank goodness! What a relief. :-)

    Posted 2 years ago by Catwoman #

23. 

    Hey, CW, how's Wolfie doing? {{{hugs}}}

    Susie {{{hugs}}}

    Posted 2 years ago by FondaHonda #

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    Hi FH! WEll, I've been unsuccessful with the fluids so far. A friend who is a nurse is coming over tomorrow to help me. He has had a couple of accidents in the tub and sink, which usually mean he is having a problem, but it was yellow and not bloody.

    Posted 2 years ago by Catwoman #

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    I bet you're sorry you asked! TMI! (LOL)

    Posted 2 years ago by Catwoman #

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    Thanks goodness Susie!

    Posted 2 years ago by Buttercup #

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    LOL @ Susie. Anyone who can handle Hopper and Miss Hissy can certainly handle some unruly TDK posts.

    Posted 2 years ago by NNGM #

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    Susie....I'm sorry...you said you were just leaving for the "night"...not permanently -- (on that other horrid thread!)

    Posted 2 years ago by CatRancher #

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    Welcome Back CatRancher...it's nice to see a long lost face. :)

    Posted 2 years ago by feral #

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    Yay...Susie!!!
    CatRancher I would panic too if I thought we had lost our dear Susie!! She is the Guardian Angel of Ferals...

    Posted 2 years ago by 2bpurring #

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