Multicolored wack-bonk sticks to go!

Red, please. And I’m a fairly non-violent caterer — just want to look authoritative enough to scare anyone from saying they don’t like the food — so could you make my from polyethylene foam, please?

Since it’s Homecoming week at my school, could I please have one in blue and silver?

I’m trying to imagine the Dell colored laptop commercials, only with whack-bonk sticks–maybe Instinct will be a good sport and animate one!

Well, I was going to ask for teal but brandilee got there first, so I will take one in periwinkle blue, please.

I’ve had mine for weeks. It’s cyan. Thanks Pipa’s Mum.

So far, less busy today but it’s only 7:45.

MeezerRoboto had to change a tire in my office parking lot so he may be a little grumpy today. We apparently ran over not one but two nails.

Instinct, thanks for the new whack bonk stick, once it came out of the filter! I was worried for a minute there that I was going to have one forged in the depths of Mordor. I will try to not let my grumpiness get the best of me this morning. Is the cafe open yet?

Blue and gold for me, please.

I think I will stick with my whack-bonk cod that I invented in the bad fat thread yesterday. It has the advantage of being stinky too!