Hey Y'all, Greetings from the birthplace of Elvis! Well, I have an exciting few days. My pushy girlfriend Barb sent a stranger to the museum to meet me. My 19 year old assistant, Spencer, is the offical gate keeper. It is hard to get past Spencer sometimes. This poor guy stood downstairs stammering and trying to figure out how to get through this. Anyhoo, I finally went downstairs and met him. I was extremely distracted but I did manage to mention that he wasn't a member of the museum. I have had two dates with him and I think I like him! YIKES, now what am I supposed to do?
I know, quietly slips a banana pudding through the worm hole for AV's anniversary!!!