> The American Medical Association has weighed in on the
> proposed nationalized health bill:
> The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists
> advised not to make any rash moves.
> The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it
> but the Neurologists thought the
> Administration had a lot of nerve.
>
> The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
> misconception.
> Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
> Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while
> the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
>
> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while
> the Radiologists could see right through it.
> Surgeons decided to
> wash their hands of the whole thing..
> The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and
> the Plastic Surgeons said,
> "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
>
> The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
> Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
> The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and
> the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
> In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire
> decision up to the assholes in Washington
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The AMA on Health Care (just for laughs!)
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Posted 2 years ago by debsterwiz #
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Let's hear it for the Proctologists!
Posted 2 years ago by paulajeanne #
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