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The AMA on Health Care (just for laughs!)

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  • Started 2 years ago by debsterwiz
  • Latest reply from Karenopa
  1. > The American Medical Association has weighed in on the
    > proposed nationalized health bill:
    > The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists
    > advised not to make any rash moves.
    > The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it
    > but the Neurologists thought the
    > Administration had a lot of nerve.
    >
    > The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
    > misconception.
    > Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
    > Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while
    > the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
    >
    > The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while
    > the Radiologists could see right through it.
    > Surgeons decided to
    > wash their hands of the whole thing..
    > The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and
    > the Plastic Surgeons said,
    > "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
    >
    > The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
    > Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
    > The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and
    > the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
    > In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire
    > decision up to the assholes in Washington

    Posted 2 years ago by debsterwiz #

  2. Let's hear it for the Proctologists!

    Posted 2 years ago by paulajeanne #

  3. LOL! Happy to see some giggles coming out of all this madness! Thanks Deb! =D

    Posted 2 years ago by Karenopa #


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