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31. 

    said the guy looking in a mirrow
    Hope I don't look as stupied as that guy does

    Posted 2 years ago by Renee in Arkansas #

32. 

    My Pop used to say ' If I was a gambling man ,I would bet on that'

    Posted 2 years ago by Renee in Arkansas #

33. 

    OR hows about ''I would give him a piece of my mind ,if I had any left

    Posted 2 years ago by Renee in Arkansas #

34. 

    The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step

    Posted 2 years ago by Renee in Arkansas #

35. 

    Of course I'm out of my mind , it's dark and scary in there

    Posted 2 years ago by Renee in Arkansas #

36. 

    She/He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer :-)

    Blue crayon short of a pack.

    Posted 2 years ago by Siobhan #

37. 

    Good morning Ron! Is the hibiscus still in bloom?

    Posted 2 years ago by Siobhan #

38. 

    Lift doesn't go to the top floor.
    A few sandwiches short of a picnic!

    Posted 2 years ago by eleniki #

39. 

    In the vein of 'Is the Pope Catholic?':
    Do bears shit in the woods?
    Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?
    :D

    Posted 2 years ago by eleniki #

40. 

    Morning, yes it's still blooming some which reminds me , I took a picture of the naked ladies that came up in my yard, guess I need to check them out to see if any are worth posting

    Posted 2 years ago by Renee in Arkansas #

41. 

    When her husband is annoyed with her over something trivial, a good friend always describes the moody ****** with these words: "We had picture but no sound this morning"

    Posted 2 years ago by eleniki #

42. 

    In Michigan there is a hardy hibiscus variety with flowers bigger than my palm... in glorious, almost electric colors. I think of Cindy's hisbiscus when I see the ones here.

    Posted 2 years ago by Siobhan #

43. 

    A wise man knows everything. A shrewd one, everybody. (fortune cookie)

    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

    Posted 2 years ago by paulajeanne #

44. 

    There's a light on,but,nobody's home. (referring to someone off-kilter mentally.

    A few bricks short of a chimney!

    Posted 2 years ago by feral #

45. 

    be careful what you wish for because you might get it...

    a teaspoon of honey catches more flies than a gallon of vinegar...

    do unto others as you would have them do unto you...

    Posted 2 years ago by CSBM #

46. 

    the Lord's prayer...

    Posted 2 years ago by CSBM #

47. 

    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good...Mischief Managed...

    (Harry Potter Marauder's Map)

    Posted 2 years ago by CSBM #

48. 

    Cheri...I've said all 3 of those (below my last post) to Mr.Useless a lot this last year....especially the first one, since he's so close to getting it.
    They all seem to go too far over his head.

    Posted 2 years ago by feral #

49. 

    Laugh & the world laughes with you...
    Cry & you cry alone... (Except at TDK...someone is always there with some TLCare!)

    Posted 2 years ago by jeankit #

50. 

    Amen to that JK!

    Posted 2 years ago by feral #

51. 

    His brain is two tense, two tenths the size of a normal brain.

    Posted 2 years ago by kitty poet #

52. 

    The problem is that too often there is forty horsepower under the bonnet and one a$$power at the wheel.
    Don't know where I got that, but I love it!

    life isn't about learning to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

    Posted 2 years ago by 2 Popoki #

53. 

    My fave comes from the Bard himself: This above all, to thine ownself be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

    Two more that I love: Dance like nobody's watching and love like it's never going to hurt

    and Well-behaved women seldom make history (I can't remember who gets the attribution for that quote.

    Posted 2 years ago by Cats4Cats #

54. 

    An ancient curse from some books I read ""May you live in interesting times ""
    or a saying from the same story
    "" It's alrite to be paranoid, some one proberly is out to get you ""

    Posted 2 years ago by Renee in Arkansas #

55. 

    *Swiped this from the cartoon strip "Flight Deck"*
    first guy...
    "My Grandpa says when life hands you lemons, make lemonade."
    other guy...
    "My Grandpa says when life hands you lemons, get a salt shaker and a bottle of tequlla!"

    Posted 2 years ago by JoanfromNewJersey #

56. 

    "I SEE" said the man...when he picked up his hammer & saw.

    Posted 2 years ago by feral #

57. 

    God never puts you thru more than you can handle...he obviously knows me better than I know myself - Mother Theresa

    Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away - George Carlin

    our greatest victory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall

    Hate the sin, but love the sinner - Ghandi

    Posted 2 years ago by CSBM #

58. 

    from a department store Santa - good girls get computers, bad girls get diamonds...

    Posted 2 years ago by CSBM #

59. 

    So poor, doesn't have a pot to p*** in or a window to throw it out of.
    Cold as gravedigger's knees.
    As useful as t**s on a wall-locker.
    Dumb like a fox.
    Snot-hanging drunk.
    I have a gun; no one will give me bullets.
    Just peachy.
    Groovy, man. (yep, I still use that one)

    Posted 2 years ago by JoanfromNewJersey #

60. 

    "there's been a lotta lies told on this porch".....

    "wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole".....

    and my personal favorite "s**t happens"........

    Posted 2 years ago by AV #

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