am the Master of my Domain, of everything I see and don't see.
I have 2 roommates/servants, a human named Cheri and a sisfur named Spice.
I get to do everything I want because am the alpha female in the household, not just the alpha female kitty. I'm fussy about my food and toys and warm soft cushy spots. they must all be the best. I let Cheri stroke my beautiful black fur. she is not allowed to brush out my matts because that hurts. when i am bored or annoyed, i smack Spice around. and she comes back for more because she's not too bright. ok, the only thing I do that I hate is to take my medicine, Cheri says medicine will help me feel better longer. I am old, i'm 17 in human years which makes me 82 in cat years. i do admit that life has been pretty good for me. i go out sometimes, but it is always on a lead so noone steals me !!! when i go out, i have a kitty salad and then rest on the porch. yes, life has been good to me. and Cheri and Spice will make it as best they can for me for the time i've got left. write to me. if i feel like it, i'll write back...
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hello, my name is Velvet Hoyt and I...
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*Sighs*.... then *Queen waves*... Yes, it's me, Cuddles!..... I'm old too (14, almost 15).....my joints ache, and when I go downstairs, I have to go front paws first, then "swing" my back paws down the next step (it isn't pretty!).... lucky for me, we're moving to a one story house on Friday, so I'll probably be happier, (tho, I wil make their life MISERABLE for the first few months of the move)...... I am TOTALLY QUEEN of my domain, and an EXTREME Alpha cat!.... Abby ( my beautiful little sister) is nicely subserviant and doesn't mind "waiting" her turn for me to go FIRST in anything - eating, poo, etc.... all " normal" cat things!.....I really miss my "alpha hooman",, Daughter in this house, but she went off to college, so now I'm "stuck" with AV and Mr. AV, who, while are very nice, just aren't DAUGHTER!... ok, enough for now, I think I'll go curl up in my "bowl" (blanket) and nap!.... "cheers" Velvet, I hear ya girl"!.... LOL
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Ahem! my name is HRH Moonshadow, I, am the Queen! I allow my staff to wait on me hand, foot and mouth. I will suffer them brushing me and if I should roll over and present my stomach for brushing it is not because I have been swept away with the absolute deliciousness of it but to reinforce the fact that I am in total control of my staff. On occasion I will bring in a live mouse and let it go. You have NO idea how entertaining it is to watch the female staff member trying to corner my supper. Actually, the female is well trained now and heats my meat and milk on cold winters mornings and ensures the fire is lit and my Royal basket/bean bag throne are handy for my slumbers. The male is a different story though, he presents his lap for my to sleep on but won't stop stroking me, eventually I have to swipe some sense into him or growl at him. Then all is right with the world and I reign supreme once again. Waves regally to Velvet and Cuddles.
Posted 2 years ago by Moonshadow_NZ #
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Hello, ladies...I am Miss Misty Blue, Big Fluffy Diva (BFD) of the McCafferty household. As I constantly remind Lisa and CJ, I'm not fat, I'm fluffy! I have enormous blue eyes, tiny gray paws, and an insufferable attitude. I'm the most Beautiful Kitty Alive (at least my grandmother thinks so). I like quiet and solitude. I have my own upstairs bowls, litterbox, and closet with a bed. I hate my little sister. I love to sit on mom's heating pad. I like to talk to my grandmother on the phone. I don't talk to anybody else, but occasionally I purr to Auntie Emma. I don't eat people food or treats, only my Purina One food. You cannot give me medicine, pick me up, or take me to the dastardly vet, I don't care how cute he is. I don't like toys.
But my mom adores me. So I curl up next to her and purr when I feel good.
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I am Lady, Duchess of Ashwood. I pride myself on being just demanding enough to confuse Mom. I won't sit in her lap, but I'll gladly sit on the arm of her chair, or between her and the square glowing thing (I think she calls it a computer), and I must be on top of her when she's trying to sleep. Things are strange now, there are boxes everywhere and I don't know what she's planning. I'm certain I won't like it though.
Posted 2 years ago by Bellantara #
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Hello, my name is Molly the Magnificent Maine Coon of Indiana! Ah, so nice to see my fellow queens around this site! Hello all (does queen wave with floofy paw). Ah yes, I have many trained servants at my beck and call 24/7! I expect only the finest and freshest foods in my sparkling clean glass bowl. If the food has set out over 15 mins it is no longer palatible. I expect twice daily brushings at times I delagate. When I am thru, a swat of my paw will tell you to get lost. My litter box must be cleaned upon my immediate exit or I will revolt. My pillows, blankets and various baskets must be fluffled and tidied often. If I desire to visit the outside at 4am on my sceened porch, then GET UP!!! Don't forget to turn on my ceiling fan on the porch, I need fresh circulating air. Did I mention I hate those punk kids in the neighborhood (2 and 4 legged) who like to come visit me while I am out on my porch in my overstuffed chair? I am NOT an animal on exhibit at the zoo, I am in my element. Finally, NO belly rubs, really what do they think I am subserviant? That is what those "love bites" on the servants hands are from. HA! I do have a fondness for my "grandma" servant though, she loves me dearly. Ta ta, fellow royal family!
Posted 2 years ago by mollycat71 #
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I am Chucky or as my legal name "Prince Charles" I am the prince of the world at the tender age of 4 human years! I have 2 younger(2 years) Kittehy sisters who worship the ground I walk on If they don't remember I remind them who's in charge here! I also have 2 stupid dog bodyguards! Lady Diana(one of my bodyguards) the queen of the house and I rule this domain, I leave her alone because she is old(10 human years)but then there's the pup "liberty" or chopmeat as I call her she is new here they bought this stupid canine home on 4th of July! The booms were going off outside and the terror in the house started then... I love to sleep on the diningroom bench actually I hated this spot until the pup showed up now I lay on it and that stupid pup walks past and I just have to hit her. It was funny when she was small as I would hit her in the head and she would look around and up to see who did it! she now is huge and puts her head down to slobber me in the face or the back!
I DO NOT LIKE THIS! which makes me growl at her and then she barks at me! It actually is pretty fun! except for Grandmeow doesn't think it is funny at 5am before she has her morning Hot bitter milk or cooouuffffeeee!
But anyhow Remember I am the King Yes I said King of the world!
Meow Growl
ChuckyPosted 2 years ago by 3 kits staff #
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Hello Miss Velvet, Sammy here. I am laid-back Sam I am from Central Fla. I spend my days chasing geccos through the screens, chasing imaginary things in the air and duck watching. First I get my staff up, have a bite to eat, demand my front door is open for gecco watching and the trunk is in place for me to lay on to watch. After that it is naptime on the porch, time to do my constitutional, then go to the bedroom and curl up for a mid-morn nap. Back to the food, then to the den and MY bed for my afternoon snooze! I live with SOM and SOD and my little brofur Oliver. Oliver is so busy he makes me tired, and this is why I nap so much. Oh yeah, I also tell the staff when it is bedtime!! Ciao furriends,
Posted 2 years ago by SammyandOliversmama #
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I must introduce myself. My name is Smudge and you may refer to me as Princess! My "brother" Chance thinks he rules the house, but we all know it's really me. I have a lovely, fluffy coat of orange and gray that looks adorable on me. I love to lay around and look beautiful, but I have been known to play with catnip toys. Chance will chase me around, but when I get tired of that, I hiss at him and Mama makes him stop. Sometimes when I think Mama isn't looking, I will start the chase and then get Chance in trouble when we get caught running and jumping up and knocking things over. My favorite spot is on the arm of the recliner when Mama is sitting there. I will purr and let her pet me until I decide I've had enough. Just remember my purr-friends that we queens and princesses rule!
Posted 2 years ago by LadyKat of IA #
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Hello Velvet, my name is Miss Leela, but my friends call me Leela. I am almost 1 1/2 years old! I own my very own house and oversee the smooth running of it thru my staff, also known as mommy and daddy. I had a rough start before they came for me. I noticed daddy when someone in their family was taking care of me because I was too little and sick to be in the shelter after being found in the rain. That lady, Aunie Jill, fostered me and took great care of me. Daddy was at her house and I told him I wanted him to be my daddy. He and mommy were wispering to each other and I kept hearing them say "Shaddo". I later found out that he was one of my brothers. They didn't want a baby like me to disturb Shaddo because he was preparing to go to the Rainbow Bridge so I waited in the shelter.
Then, on a beautiful Saturday in June, 2008, mommy came and brought me home! I was scared at first, but mommy, who I call mama now, was patient and quiet with me. She gave me my own toys, and a few that belonged to my brothers, Shaddo and also my other brother Jiggs, who I didn't meet either because he went to the Bridge in January 2008.
We had a wonderful summer getting to know each other. Then in the fall, people started coming over and making loud noises. We moved out of our house and stayed at a nice house with fun floors that I could slide and practice my soccer. Then we moved back and lived in a tiny corner of the house while people came in and out. A lot of days I had to stay in a crate all day just like at the shelter. I didn't mind because mama covered it with a sheet and the part that I could look out of I could see outside and their things, but I got sad and cried when I heard my mama's voice but she wouldn't let me out till those people left.
We had a rough winter, cold and cramped, but daddy kept the woodburner nice and warm and I sat next to it all the time. I was allowed to play in the unfinished part of the house and FINALLY, my mommy and daddy moved up there. We have settled in nicely and upstairs has lots of toys for me to play with.
I'm so glad to call you my friend, Velvet. Say hello to Spice for me. Oh, and mama says hi to your mama!Posted 2 years ago by JoanfromNewJersey #
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Hi, I'm Dot the petit queen around here fur shur! My new housemate Crockey is a crock...he makes me laught/esp when I pop him in the nose for being a guycat/dense to my rules. My housemom jkit is the best...we are a pair:I'm the best cat & she's the best kit! Hohum, Crockey still is learning! PS Crockey says hi/I don't care cause I'm a mellow tomcat!
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I AM the queen, Bethsheba (my name on my papers) of MY household--all must bow to my wishes and eat only when I am finished. My Mom is the only one I listen to--my new Dad is here just to give me treats when he comes home, so I tolerate him.
Posted 2 years ago by Sheba's Mom in Raleigh, NC #
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hey! hi! hellooooo!!!!!! i'm sumi,yeah,and i'm only little but i think the mewmy and the other one think i is ADORABLE and i run everywhere and i never take a breath and everything is so NEW and the mewmy is coooool so is daddy and we play AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. I wake her up as early as I can which sometimes doesn't work out to plan because sometimes daddy keeps me up playing late on the bed wrestling and i can just NOT RESIST it even though i suspect he has an evil PLAN at the back of his mind such as i will be too tired to wake the mewmy at 5.45am when she has to be up at 7am so i can ruin her day yeah!!!! and hey, oh!! what's that??oh it's a fly, hey i'm just gonna chase that fly.....click click click chatter chatter grrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwlllll, oooh and what's THAT? Is that one of those FLYING creatures in the clear picture we sit at every day???? GIMME ONE!! oh hey, ah, no, it's my big sisfur's TAIL and it's ooh so FLUUFFFFFFYYYY and i'm gonna chase it now, even though the mewmy doesn't like me to do that but i can't RESIST and ooohh, CHOMP!! hey, sisfur! why you so CATANKFURUS?? Jus becos i chowed your tail, which felt just rite to me, but nobody gets that and they all say STOP SUMI, LEAVE MISO ALONE! wat??? FOOOOOD???? Did the mewmy just mention FFFFFOOOOODDDD????? YAY!!! Where??? WHAT KINd???Doesn't MATTER anyway, just GIVE IT DOWN HERE the mewmy!!!!! OH!! HI again Velvet!!!!
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hi everyone !! my name is lydia , i was named after some silly song in a movie called The Phildelphia Story.. i want you all to know i am not a tattoo lady .. i am a regal black kitty.. who wrote a poem about myself .....
i'm the prettist cat that i know
i'm the kindest cat this is so
i;m so soft and kind and sweet
and i am a cat with furry black feeti'm the sweetest cat that i know
i'm the furriest cat this is so
how i love my furry paws , my tail and my beautful clawsi'm the prettist cat in the land
c'mon and give me a hand
how i love my big brown eyeswell thats all i can think of... for now....
you see it's all about me !! i was kind enough to wake meowma up at 0430 this morning for breakfast.. it was very nice of me to let her sleep a little .. well time for sardines and play !! waves hi to velvet !!! velvet isn't it great to be a kitty ??? these Hoomans are good servants... i may keep my hooman for awhile.... now brush my fur !!
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