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   Dear WWM,

   I would love to go to Hawaii. I need to get away - it's been a while and there are bed bugs in my house. Mama says I can't wear a speedo - why is that?

   Mama had to throw out my very special blankie the other day because the bed bugs inwaded it. Both Mama and I were very upset :(
   She had thrown out all her bed stuff so now I don't even have a replacement blankie to suck on!

   How are my cousins Willow and Windi? Do they know about the Hawaii trip? They will be upset. Unless they're coming, too?

   Love, Bobby

   Posted 1 month ago by GreatDane #

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   OMG~!!! Bobby you lost your special blankie??? I'm so sorry! Those stupid bugs..Blackbeard sends his sympathy, he knows how devastating it must be to be without a blankie in a time like this. I sure hope you get to go to Hawaii with WWM!

   ps. I like you in speedos!

   Posted 1 month ago by 2bpurring #

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   Oh no, Bobby!!!! This is terrible news that you have lost your very special blankie! Those bad bugs - you will now understand why Uncle WWM and I always say that the only good bug is a dead bug. Maybe we can find you a nice replacement in Hawaii.

   Now, about the Speedo..... really males over the age of six months should never, ever wear a Speedo. Unless of course they are European and have enormous tummies that they for some bizarre reason think makes them a chick magnet. (Could they even be more wrong about that?)

   Pack your Tommy Bahama shirts, cargo shorts, a cute swimsuit with pawprints on it, and a hat and come on down (over?) to Texas around Nov. 5. We'll leave on Nov. 6. That will give you time to visit with Willow and Windi. The girls aren't going as they must stay here with their Auntie Cynthia and take care of her. She thinks that she comes to take care of them, but I think it's the other way around.

   Maybe we can arrange some surfing lessons for you in Hawaii.

   Love,
   Auntie WWM

   Posted 1 month ago by WillowandWindismom #

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   Bobby you are so lucky your Auntie loves you so much! Maybe you should pack some water wings if your going to try and surf!

   Posted 1 month ago by 2bpurring #

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   Dear WWM,

   Mama says I'm half European since she is. She also says I have a big belly - does that mean I qualify to wear a speedo?

   Cousins Willow and Windi are very gracious to volunteer to stay home and take care of Auntie Cynthia - those humans aren't always very good at taking care of themselves. Tell them we will take lots of pictures to show them of our grand adventure.

   I'm still upset about my Blankie. Mama has promised as soon as either the bed bugs or we are out of here, she'll try to find me an extra special blankie to replace the old one. I hope she'll be able to find something - that blankie was extra special :(

   I'm putting November 5th in Mama's calendar. I think I'm going to start packing now!

   Posted 1 month ago by GreatDane #

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   Hmm, well now you might just qualify to wear a Speedo, Bobby. I think if you do though, you might want to wear a different hat. Not that yours isn't an extremely nice hat.

   Tell mama that a flannel blankie would be just the thing!

   Posted 1 month ago by WillowandWindismom #

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