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I can't wait to Trick or Treat. I'll be the woman everybody loves to hate - Octomom - this year.
Posted 2 years ago by HuddysMama #
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No, I have a sling with 8 babies in it that I'm going to have tied around my waist. Probably the most 'tame' costume I've ever worn.
You shoulda seen the folks in Fontana, CA when I dressed up as a Klansman. LOL
Posted 2 years ago by HuddysMama #
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Oh yes I did!! My dad was terrified I was going to get killed, but everybody took it quite well.
Posted 2 years ago by HuddysMama #
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I esp liked the High fiber candy one, found myself muttering to myself in the store the other day while reading labels, "high fiber, where's the fiber..." It is amazing what becomes more important over the years. HM!
Posted 2 years ago by paulajeanne #
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Here you go, 2P...
Here are the Top 10 signs that you are too old to trick or treat:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You forget why you are knocking on the door.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
6.When someone drops candy in your bag, you lose your balance.
5. People say, "Great Boris Karloff mask!" and you're not wearing a mask!
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger with a walker.
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
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Well those are funny, but you know I have more people that bring their infants trick or treating. I have to ask--are you really going to let your six month old eat the M&M's? Or maybe they can have the pixie sticks? When on base we hade over 200 kids come to the house--then you add about 80 infants. The bill to give out candy is HUGE! And again I worry about those infants eating the Runts and Nerds!
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