I am typing this as fast as I can because Spice is sitting next to me and typing with two hands means I'm not petting her.
She has her own seat - a 17 x 17 x 17 upholstered storage ottoman. I can only put things in it when she is not on top. God forbid if I had to move her.
The top must never have anything on top of it. It is strictly reserved for her butt.
And since it is next to the computer desk, I must have one hand petting her at all times unless I want to risk a rather nasty look from her. I have acquired the envious skill of typing fast with one hand.
Spice is the Queen of the Ottoman, and I am her loyal servant...
