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   1. Stray cats will not be fed.

   2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.

   3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food
   moistened with a little milk.

   4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food
   moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.

   5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their
   permanent residence.

   6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and
   cuddled unnecessarily.

   7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled
   will absolutely not be given a name.

   8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the
   house at any time.

   9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at
   certain times.

   10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days
   ending in "y".

   11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on
   or sharpen their claws on the furniture.

   12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen
   claws on the really good furniture.

   13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen
   claws on new $114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three
   perches.

   14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand.

   15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece,
   high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet kitty litter.

   16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter
   pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.

   17. Stray cats will sleep outside.

   18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.

   19. Stray cats will sleep in the house.

   20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old
   blanket.

   21. Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with
   non-allergenic lambs wool pillow.

   22. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.

   23. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at
   the foot.

   24. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the
   covers.

   25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the
   covers except at the foot.

   26. Stray cats will not play on the desk.

   27. Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.

   28. Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on
   the desk when the human is asdfjjhhkl;ljfd.;oier'puyykmm4hbdm9lo9jUSING IT.

   Posted 2 years ago by Skyron #

2. 

   Hahaha...after 4 but, before 5...Stray cats will not have soft,warm floofy bed to sleep in at night. lol.

   Posted 2 years ago by feral #

3. 

   Skyron...floofy beds came here looooong before #20. :)

   Posted 2 years ago by feral #

4. 

   hahaha this was too cute and oh so true!!!

   Posted 2 years ago by Hizlilbrat #

5. 

   After #8: You forgot...Stray cats will not be allowed to add Flea Riddence to part of your daily routine!

   Posted 2 years ago by jeankit #

6. 

   Or D-Earth. hahaha...not to mention...they aren't allowed to have their very own personalized brushes. :)

   All I can say is...when did I lose the ability to say 'no'. hahaha

   Posted 2 years ago by feral #

7. 

   LOL. How many of us started out like that? Kinda makes you go - so thats how I ended up with 7 cats . . .

   Posted 2 years ago by Skyron #

8. 

   Hahahah! So true Skyron!! We're now up to 5 with two 'strays' coming nearer and nearer to the feeding station on the front porch. Yikes!!!!!!!!! There's no such thing as a stray cat in our house. I know...not a good thing. I need a blindfold!!! =(

   Posted 2 years ago by Karenopa #

9. 

   Oh so true, that is how I ended up with '6'! I was so determined to not have more than 4, yep 4...yeah yeah that didn't work.

   Posted 2 years ago by AZDEBRA 5/27 & crew #

10. 

    LOL!

    Posted 2 years ago by Sheba's Mom in Raleigh, NC #

11. 

    That's how my original 3 (yes only 3!) ended up with however many I got now. They ust seem to know where to go to get the good stuff.

    Posted 2 years ago by planetkitty #

12. 

    Oh dear - I can clearly see Zorro working his way down this list right now! That boy is such a pirate - first he invaded my house, then last night he was actually snatching chicken off my plate! Honestly, all my cats have had such good table manners, I don't know how to deal with this one.

    Posted 2 years ago by NNGM #

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    NNGM, kitties dont snatch food of plates. If the chicken was of age and consentingly jumped into his mouth, who was he to turn it away?

    Posted 2 years ago by Skyron #

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