*A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International
> Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a
> protractor, a compass, a slide-rule
> and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said
> he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
>
> He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
> weapons of math instruction. 'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney
> General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes
> go off on tangents in search of absolute values.'
> They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as
> 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator
> of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
I just had to share this one. My friend emailed it to me and its soo bad that its good, lol
