This is from a real doctor:
As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said "I'm sorry, was I tickling you?" She replied, "No, doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meier weiner'".
One more chuckle:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and are sleeping. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see". Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." What does that tell you?" asked the masked man. After pondering the matter for a minute, Tonto responded "Astronomicaly speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of plants. Astrologically speaking, it tells me that Saturn in in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately 3:15 a.m. Theologically it's evident that the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks: "Tonto, you twit, someone has stolen our tent."
