It's Talk Like A Pirate Day! (this could be annoying...)

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It's Talk Like A Pirate Day! (this could be annoying...)

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Started 4 years ago by Dee from Tampa
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http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Posted 4 years ago by Dee from Tampa #
YAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!

*waves skull & cross bones flag*

I'll enjoy catching up with this thread when I get back from work!

Posted 4 years ago by MadcatwomanintheUK #
AAAAAaaaaaarrrrr, tis only 2 hours of 'talk like a pirate' day left 'ere so's I best be getting my avasts and ahoys in quick matey, Yaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr, me parrot's on the poop deck, mind y'aaaarrr footing.

Posted 4 years ago by Moonshadow_NZ #
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarsgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

Posted 4 years ago by HuddysMama #
LOL! Shiver me timbers, HM - you beat me to it! Here is another link:

http://www.yarr.org.uk/

Posted 4 years ago by Rubia in CA, 4/28 #
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Hey I'll have to take that rum to the breakfast chat and make screwdrivers!

Posted 4 years ago by KYKAT 12 23 #
I thought screwdrivers were made with vodka...oh, well.

Still, if you have rum and you have pirates, you have to have Jimmy Buffett, so here goes!

"Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call
Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall
You've seen it all, you've seen it all

Watched the men who rode you switch from sails to steam
And in your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seen
Most of 'em dream, most of 'em dream

Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late
The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over-forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late

I've done a bit of smugglin', I've run my share of grass
I made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast
Never meant to last, never meant to last

And I have been drunk now for over two weeks
I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks
But I got stop wishin', got to go fishin'
Down to rock bottom again
Just a few friends, just a few friends

I go for younger women, lived with several awhile
Though I ran 'em away, they'd come back one day
Still could manage to smile
Just takes a while, just takes a while

Mother, mother ocean, after all the years I've found
My occupational hazard being my occupation's just not around
I feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptown"

Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #
Yaar! Mateys ye beat me ta hoisten' tha link

Posted 4 years ago by MeezerMama in OK; 10/23 #
here's a tool fer ya
http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

Posted 4 years ago by MeezerMama in OK; 10/23 #
...and really bad eggs, drink up me harties yo ho!

Posted 4 years ago by Crazycatman - CA #
You'll remember this as the day you ALMOST sounded like Captain Jack Sparrow!

Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #
Fun pirate site here. The text to voice e-cards are really cool!

http://host-d.oddcast.com/php/start_disney/door=163&cl=59&AID=0?id=22788229

Posted 4 years ago by Dee from Tampa #
http://www.piratequiz.com/
I'm Captain Jenny Kidd

Posted 4 years ago by MeezerMama in OK; 10/23 #
Ah-h-h, but 'ow many of ye scurvy rats can make the claim of bein' the spawn of a REAL pirate? Me own mum was born a Morgan, descended from the royal guv'nor of Jamaica 'imself, Sir Henry Morgan, privateer!

Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

Posted 4 years ago by HuddysMama #
OK HM, I didn't want to do this, but you asked for it!

Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."

Larry: "We don't do anything!"

Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."

Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!"

Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!"

Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"

Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"

Larry: "Oh ..."

Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"

Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"

Pa: "Huh? No I don't!"

Mr. Lunt: "Do too."

Pa: "Do not!"

Mr. Lunt: "You're making me hungry."

Pa: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"

Mr. Lunt: "Says who?"

Pa: "Says the captain, that's who!"

Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"

Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."

Pa: "You just don't get it!"

All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!"

Pa: "Pass the chips!

Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #
My cousin's husband like to play pirate. They live on a small, private lake, and have this flat boat on which you can 'sedately' cruise around. This boat is adorned with a pirate skull & crossbones flag. When we were there a few years ago for a family reunion, we staged a pirate fight. The pirates were on the boat and the rest of us were defending the shore. Each side had giant slingshots which we used to launch water balloons at the other side. We used garbage can lids as shields. Can't remember who 'won' (I think it was the pirates!) what it was a real laugh and great fun.

He also likes to dress up like a pirate for costume parties! He lost both his legs below the knee in Vietnam, and when he is in his full pirate gear he wears a real peg leg! He's a great guy with a great attitude! :-D

Posted 4 years ago by Rubia in CA, 4/28 #
I am Captain Mary Flint

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Posted 4 years ago by KYKAT 12 23 #
Suuuuure you didn't want to post that one Ginny, I really belive you :)

Posted 4 years ago by Instinct #
Red Mary Rackem is my (pirate) name and passion is my game LOL

Posted 4 years ago by 2 Popoki #
Captain Terri Pickett here, and Captain Morgan is my game

Posted 4 years ago by Bogman, Clark and Andy's mama 2/27 Florida #
Bloody Mary Bonney? Me?

Posted 4 years ago by miu #
How much was the pirate sellings his corn for??

A buck an ear!!!

sorry guys, had to do it. :D

Posted 4 years ago by neenie #
Oh BIG groan neenie!!!

Well, you've all had fun with this today haven't you? I tried to get the lot at my work interested, but to no avail. Ah well - I did me best me hearties!!!

Posted 4 years ago by MadcatwomanintheUK #
I'm the only one here today, so poor me. I'll be a pirate by meself!

Posted 4 years ago by Bogman, Clark and Andy's mama 2/27 Florida #
Iron Jack Flint

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Posted 4 years ago by Instinct #
Hey! Where is Renee in Arrrrrrkansas?! (sorry)

Posted 4 years ago by Dee from Tampa #
My pirate name is Bloody Bess Kidd

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Posted 4 years ago by Rubia in CA, 4/28 #
Dirty Jenny Kidd!!!

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Charming!!!

Oh, joke from the husband :

Where d'you keep your buccanears?

On the side of your buccanhead...

Don't worry, I'll hit him on your behalf!

Posted 4 years ago by MadcatwomanintheUK #
Captain Bess Bonney

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Posted 4 years ago by Pollys_Mum_in_UK_26/05 #