Uh Oh, I am "Mad Morgan Cash"
"Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!"
Wait, is it bad to be musical if you are a pirate? I'm sure my answer about the sea being the love of my life threw them off! They didn't ask, but I actually do have a "sailing ship" and I know how to use it! Yaaargh.