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It's Talk Like A Pirate Day! (this could be annoying...)

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  • Started 4 years ago by Dee from Tampa
  • Latest reply from Networker
  1. Uh Oh, I am "Mad Morgan Cash"

    "Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!"

    Wait, is it bad to be musical if you are a pirate? I'm sure my answer about the sea being the love of my life threw them off! They didn't ask, but I actually do have a "sailing ship" and I know how to use it! Yaaargh.

    Posted 4 years ago by NNGM #

  2. Pass the grog!

    Posted 4 years ago by MeezerMama in OK; 10/23 #

  3. Your pirate name is:
    Mad Jenny Rackham

    Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

    **Hush, Instinct, or I'll cleave ya through the brisket!**

    Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #

  4. Iron Mary Cash

    A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

    Posted 4 years ago by HuddysMama #

  5. Mmmmmm... Brisket *drool*

    It's not bad to be musical as a pirate. didn't you ever see the Pirates of Penzance??

    Posted 4 years ago by Instinct #

  6. No. I've never been to the opera, although I used to listen with my dad to the Texaco broadsasts from the Met on Saturdays when I was little (if it wasn't football season).

    Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #

  7. I actually HAVE seen Pirates of Penzance. That was a looooong time ago.

    Posted 4 years ago by HuddysMama #

  8. What, Dirty Kidd? Hrrmf!

    Posted 4 years ago by GreatDane #

  9. "It's not bad to be musical as a pirate. didn't you ever see the Pirates of Penzance??"

    With cat-like tread,
    Upon our prey we steal;
    In silence dread,
    Our cautious way we feel.
    No sound at all,
    We never speak a word,
    A fly’s foot-fall
    Would be distinctly heard –

    Tarantara, tarantara!

    So stealthily the pirate creeps,
    While all the household soundly sleeps.

    Posted 4 years ago by NNGM #

  10. 'You would make a great dread pirate Roberts'

    Posted 4 years ago by MeezerMama in OK; 10/23 #

  11. "It's all in the name. No one would be afraid of the 'Dread Pirate Westley.'"

    Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #

  12. Bloody Mary Bonney here...I can't recall but isn't there a Monty Python pirate skit? I know there is a dead parrot one but that is in a petshop I think.

    Posted 4 years ago by linda #

  13. Look out Mad Bess Bonney is boardin' the ship maties

    Posted 4 years ago by feral #

  14. BTW...What is grog made of?

    Posted 4 years ago by feral #

  15. My Pirate name: Mad Morgan Rackham
    Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

    Posted 4 years ago by MerD #

  16. Technically grog is rum and water. But it can be used to refer to any alcoholic beverage. (according to talklikeapirate.com)

    Posted 4 years ago by MeezerMama in OK; 10/23 #

  17. Thanks MeezerMama...I think I'll slam me down one

    Posted 4 years ago by feral #

  18. Oh, better far to live and die
    Under the brave black flag I fly,
    Than play a sanctimonious part,
    With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
    Away to the cheating world go you,
    Where pirates all are well-to-do;
    But I’ll be true to the song I sing,
    And live and die a Pirate King.

    For I am a Pirate King!
    And it is, it is a glorious thing
    To be a Pirate King!

    For I am a Pirate King!

    Posted 4 years ago by Instinct #

  19. Ever heard of a clean n' sober pirate?(how absurd is that?)Since it's still 11:55pm PDT,Peg-leg Pete's gonna crack a fresh bottle o' Meyer's Special Dark and pass shots around fer' any still not passed out yet. * SSKRRRIIK!! * No fears, fellow DK'ers, I'm just sittin' back enjoying my synth-ale. Q:Why are pirates so mean? A:They just aarrrrrrr! Q:Have you seen the NEW pirate movie yet? A:It's rated...aarrrrrrr!!

    Posted 4 years ago by Tigger #

  20. It is a day late, but here goes:

    What do pirates like on their pizza?

    Garrrrrrrrrr - lic

    Where do pirates like to go for vacation?

    ARRRRRRRRRR - ruba

    Posted 4 years ago by Networker #


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