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The Best Movie Quotes Ever!
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\Nope, my favorite is from Devi's Advocate "Vanity, definitely my favorite sin."
No one plays the Devil as well as Mr. Pacino \I don't know George Burns comes to mind "Oh! God You Devil"
Bobby Shelton: Who are you?
[the Devil sticks up his thumb, and a flame comes out of it, like a cigarette lighter. He lights his cigar with that flame and then extinguishes that flame by blowing on that thumb]
Bobby Shelton: My God!
The Devil: Guess again.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
God: You're impossible.
The Devil: [straight to camera] Believe me... I'm possible.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Devil: [the Devil's car's computer monitor reads the following about Bobby Shelton: "WATCHED OVER BY GOD APRIL 19, 1960"] Sorry, pal. He asked for me. That's the rules: He asked for me; he's mine. And none of your tricks, either.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Devil: I love to scare the hell out of people.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Devil: [the Devil "uses" his cigar to turn cooked escargots into live snails] It's the little things I enjoy.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Devil: [the "original" Billy Wayne disappears after his contract expires] Things have a way of working out.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Devil: You beat me. You bluffed with a busted flush? How? How did you beat me?
God: I put the fear of me in you.Posted 4 years ago by ailuromaniac #
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This is a little long but I love it. It is from the movie Billy Madison at the end of the academic decathlon. Billy says some long speech as an answer and then the judge type guy says
"Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now cumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
After a moment of silence Billy then says "Umm... Ok a simple 'wrong' would have been fine."Posted 4 years ago by skullrus11 #
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Hi, skullrus! That is a great movie quote--talk about getting leveled by a judge. Whew! :-)
Posted 4 years ago by Kitten Whisperer #
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I always liked this one, though I am not a huge Kevin Costner fan.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the p***y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
[pause]
Goodnight.
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I don't know how famous these quote are but they're from my favorite movie:
Alec Baldwin,Scott Glenn and of course Sean Connery were gret in this.[telling young Sonarman Beaumont about Jones's most embarrassing moment]
Watson: Seaman Jones here is into music in a big way, and he views this whole boat as his own personal, private stereo set. Well, one day he's got this piece of Pavarotti...
Seaman Jones: It was Paganini.
Watson: Whatever.
Seaman Jones: It was Paganini.
Watson: Look, this is my story, okay?
Seaman Jones: Then tell it right, COB. Pavarotti is a tenor, Paganini was a composer.
Watson: So anyway, he's got this music out in the water, and he's listening to it on his headsets, and he's just happy as a clam. And then all hell breaks loose. See, there's this whole slew of boats out in the water...
Seaman Jones: Including one WAY out at Pearl!
Watson: Including one way the hell out at Pearl. All of a sudden, they start hearing, Pavarotti...
Beaumont: Pavarotti!
Watson: Coming up their asses!
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Capt. Bart Mancuso: My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the monthCapt. Bart Mancuso: The hard part about playing chicken is knowin' when to flinch
Captain Ramius: Re-verify our range to target... one ping only.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Captain, I - I - I just...
Captain Ramius: Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Aye, Captain. -
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"It's just a flesh wound"
Posted 4 years ago by KapitiKats in NZ #
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"Put your drawers on, and take your gun off." The Good the Bad and the Ugly
"The bartender never gets killed!" Desperado
Posted 4 years ago by KapitiKats in NZ #
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The movie you are quoting from, Marsha, is The Hunt for Red October. The sub that was shown leaping out of the water is now on display at the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry in Portland, OR. It is permanently docked next to the museum in the Willamette River. I love that movie!
Posted 4 years ago by Kitten Whisperer #
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Here are a few more:
"It all began on New Year's day in my 32nd year of being single."
"Basic principles: No woman wakes up saying, "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today."
"It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days...sitting on the porch with my family... singing and dancing... down in Mississippi."
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Clevon Little: "you'd do it for Randolph Scott" *townspeople remove their hats and raise their heads and sing in chorus: RANDOLPH SCOTT* (Blazing Saddles)
Posted 4 years ago by JoanfromNewJersey #
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Naw, Joan, the best line in Blazing Saddles was Slim Pickens' first line:
"What in the Wide World of Sports is goin' on?!?"
Even better, though was the phone conversation in "The Bourne Supremacy" between Joan Allen (CIA Deputy Director Pamela Landy) and Matt Damon (Jason Bourne), when he calls in on her personal cell phone to set up a meet and demands that the analyst from Paris, "Nikki" (Julia Stiles) be the contact:
Landy: "What if I can't find her?"
Bourne: "Should be easy; she's standing right next to you." -
No takers?
Ok:
Bridget Jones Diary - Rene Zellweiger "It all began on New Year's day in my 32nd year of being single."
Hitch - Will Smith "Basic principles: No woman wakes up saying, "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today."
The Jerk - Steve Martin "It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days...sitting on the porch with my family... singing and dancing... down in Mississippi."
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Here are a few more:
"Maycomb was a tired, old town, even in 1932 when I first knew it. Somehow it was hotter then. Men's stiff collars wilted by 9:00 in the morning. Ladies bathed before noon, after their 3:00 naps and by nightfall were like soft tea cakes with frostings of sweat and sweet talcum."
"Once upon a time...in a kingdom far, far away...the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. And throughout the land, everyone was happy...until the sun went down."
"Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrvials gate at Heathrow airport. General opinion make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed. I don't see that. Seems to me love is everywhere."
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"They're already on probabation, Sir."
"They are? Well then, as of now, they're on double secret probabation.""Seven years of college down the drain."
"Ramming speed!"
- Animal House
Posted 4 years ago by JoanfromNewJersey #
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Hey Ginny - gotta love Slim Pickens! "Any more beans?" "I'd say you boys have had enough!"
Posted 4 years ago by JoanfromNewJersey #
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Good Job!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Kim Stanley "Maycomb was a tired, old town, even in 1932 when I first knew it. Somehow it was hotter then. Men's stiff collars wilted by 9:00 in the morning. Ladies bathed before noon, after their 3:00 naps and by nightfall were like soft tea cakes with frostings of sweat and sweet talcum."
Shrek 2 - Rupert Everett "Once upon a time...in a kingdom far, far away...the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. And throughout the land, everyone was happy...until the sun went down."
Love, Actually - Hugh Grant "Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrvials gate at Heathrow airport. General opinion make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed. I don't see that. Seems to me love is everywhere."
Networker
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One More?
"My name is Jack Crabb, and I am the sole white survivor of the Battle of Little Big Horn, popularly known as Custer's Last Stand."
"I manage, in a few decades, to marry the two most worthless men in the universe and then proceeded to have the most ungrateful children ever conceived. The only reason people are nice to me is becaue I have more money than God."
"I just got on the board of the Bronx Zoo. Cost me a mil. That' the thing you gotta remember about WASPs: They love animals, they can't stand people."
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Good CW.
Back to the salt mines:
Litle Big Man - Dustin Hoffman "My name is Jack Crabb, and I am the sole white survivor of the Battle of Little Big Horn, popularly known as Custer's Last Stand."
Steel Magnolias - Shirley McLaine "I manage, in a few decades, to marry the two most worthless men in the universe and then proceeded to have the most ungrateful children ever conceived. The only reason people are nice to me is becaue I have more money than God."
Wall Street - Michael Douglas "I just got on the board of the Bronx Zoo. Cost me a mil. That's the thing you gotta remember about WASPs: They love animals, they can't stand people."
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