I have to share my "Tom and the diet soda" story with you.
He had to get something for the computer from Wal Mart. I asked him to get me some diet soda...any kind...I am not picky. He returns from Wal Mart and I notice that he does not have any diet soda.
Me: Where is the diet soda?
Tom: They didn't have any.
Me: *HUGE eye roll* They didn't have any? Wal Mart never runs out of diet soda. It's a huge warehouse store!
Tom: Well, they must have run out.
Me: You should have just said that you forgot to get it instead of saying that they ran out.
*gives Tom the stinkeye*
And the best part of this story is that, wait for it, HE ACTUALLY USED THAT SAME EXACT EXCUSE A COUPLE MONTHS LATER!
Sorry, ladies. He's all mine...hahaha!
Posted 9 months ago by Dee #