Great idea, ppearson!
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Posted 4 years ago by Cathi in NC #
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That is a good idea ppearson (must be all the caffeine!) - I was wondering about the length of threads and the number of pages.
Posted 4 years ago by MadcatwomanintheUK #
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Good idea - but which midnight shall we use, UK, Spain, Finland, USA, NZ .....?
Posted 4 years ago by Pollys_Mum_in_UK_26/05 #
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LOL! Good question... I hadn't thought about that.
Posted 4 years ago by Cathi in NC #
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--CathinNC-- I'm doing okay for a Monday...Thanks for asking...Right now tho,I'm watching the swell until the next tidal wave comes in. It's going to be a biggie now that my feral Siamese is pregnant again. I'm slowly starting to panic. I had to borrow some $$ from a friend yesterday because I'm out of money & outof kibble thanks to raccoons we have in the park. They were coming out in the daytime for awhile & eating up the food. Just ran out of the special kitten kibble as well. Although it would be tempting to buy the cheap stuff for the kittens,I don't dare,because I finally got their stools in check & if I change the kibs again I'll be back to square one. Need a genie right now that make all this bad stuff disappear. Argggggggg
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Why not use the existing changeover time - ie new kitten at 3.07 gmt = new chat day? Then it's more like before, and easier for people to follow?
Posted 4 years ago by MadcatwomanintheUK #
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Good thinking MCW.
Posted 4 years ago by Pollys_Mum_in_UK_26/05 #
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Susie in CA - I wish I was closer to you. I would help anyway I could.
I totally understand the money part (I'm still broke working 60 hours/week, just not completely broke.) and I feed my cats better than myself at times. Cats have a more delicate stomach than we do.
I hate the feeling that things will get worse when they're already intolerable. If you ever want to talk, email me at
cat74s at yahoo dot comPosted 4 years ago by Cathi in NC #
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I'm currently drinking a glass of dry white wine (Sicilian) and half watching an old Bond file on TV - Goldeneye, not one of my favourites I may give up and read a book instead.
Posted 4 years ago by Pollys_Mum_in_UK_26/05 #
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Hi Polly's Mum! I'm scoffing dark chocolate and tapping away online whilst the other half watches TV. Whereabouts in Herts are you? I used to live right on the Herts/Beds/Bucks border.
Posted 4 years ago by MadcatwomanintheUK #
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Susie CA, just seen you over at dinner!! Any further progress to report on your pregnant ferral? Been thinking of you, hope things are looking up a bit. x
Posted 4 years ago by MadcatwomanintheUK #
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A village near Stevenage (a candidate for worst place in th universe). I love the village and the people who live here, but the town encroaches almost daily. I may have to move quite soon.
Posted 4 years ago by Pollys_Mum_in_UK_26/05 #
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Getting tired now. I was at school by 7.15 this morning and didn't get away until 6.30 pm. Must go to bed soon. Goodnight one and all, good afternoon to all in US, good morning to Australia and NZ. (I suspect there will be an all Antipodean final in the Rugby World Cup!)
Posted 4 years ago by Pollys_Mum_in_UK_26/05 #
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--MCW--My pregnant feral has been in seclusion most the time lately. Probably from the heat we've had. She hasn't had them yet. She scurrys in to eat breakfast...and shows up about two-thirds of the time for dinner,but disappears. I haven't been able to pin down where she's going the rest of the time. There's too many places she can go where humans can't reach her. And she's lots smarter than the average idiots that live in this park w/their blinders on saying "What cats? I don't see any cats" mentality. Almost a no-win situation. BTW, thanks for asking how she is. I wish I could save her from anymore litters.
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Six Classic Affairs
> > >
> > > The 1st Affair:
> > >
> > > A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
> > >
> > > One day they went her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted,
they
> > fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
> > >
> > > The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes
outside
> > and rub them in the grass and dirt.
> > >
> > > He put on his shoes and drove home.
> > >
> > > "Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
> > >
> > > "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my
> > secretary. We had sex all afternoon."
> > >
> > > "You lying bastard!
> > > You've been playing golf!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The 2nd Affair:
> > >
> > > A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always
talked
about
> > having a son.
> > >
> > > They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
> > >
> > > The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
> > >
> > > The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
> > >
> > > He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
> > >
> > > He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this
baby.
Look
> > at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling
around
> > behind my back?"
> > >
> > > The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The 3rd Affair:
> > >
> > > A mortician was working late one night.
> > >
> > > He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and
made a
> > startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had
ever
> > seen!
> > >
> > > "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow
you
to
> > be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved
for
> > posterity."
> > >
> > > So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it
home.
> > >
> > > "I have to show you something you won't believe," he said to his
wife,
> > opening his briefcase.
> > >
> > > "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz i s dead?!?! "
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The 4th Affair:
> > >
> > > A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
opening
the
> > front door.
> > > "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
> > >
> > > She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum
powder.
> > >
> > > "Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a
statue."
> > >
> > > "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
> > >
> > > "Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I
liked
it
> > so much I got one for us, too."
> > >
> > > No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
> > >
> > > Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned
with
a
> > sandwich and a beer.
> > >
> > > "Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for
two
days
> > at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The 5th Affair:
> > >
> > > A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
> > >
> > > "Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
> > >
> > > "One cent?" the man thought.
> > >
> > > He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy
steak and
a
> > bottle of wine?"
> > >
> > > "A nickel," the barman replied.
> > >
> > > "A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this
place?"
> > >
> > > The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
> > >
> > > The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
> > >
> > > The bartender replied,
> > > "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The 6th Affair:
> > >
> > > Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
> > >
> > > He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
> > >
> > > "There's no need to," his wife replied.
> > >
> > > "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your
sister,
> > your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
> > >
> > > "I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison
work."Posted 4 years ago by debsterwiz #
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