OK - I'm opening the cafe, but I don't know the routine, so forgive me if I don't get everything up and running!
I've got lots of nice, hot coffee which you can have any way you want, plus eggs, bagels, toast, pancakes, waffles, scones and hot cross buns. Various fillings are available for omlettes, and an assortment of jams, jellies, cream cheeses and clotted cream are also available.
Hear you go, Catwoman - a nice big cup of coffee to get you going! What would you like to eat?