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Night Shift 3/17/08 St Paddy's Day

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  • Started 4 years ago by artistabobbi TX 1/17
  • Latest reply from AZDEBRA 5/27 & crew
  1. gatakitty!!! how ya doin

    Posted 4 years ago by Crazycatman - CA #

  2. meh. I had my Spring Break all mapped out, now my plans are all FUBAR.

    Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #

  3. oh no what happend G!?

    How's the son tonight?

    Posted 4 years ago by Momma to 2 MaineCoons #

  4. oh no GK..what happened?

    Posted 4 years ago by Crazycatman - CA #

  5. what happened???????????

    Posted 4 years ago by TheKnittingNinja #

  6. The TDK Rink is open -- wanna skate?!?

    Posted 4 years ago by Emma #

  7. TNB5 is chillin'. He worked all weekend doing the prep work for a major project (which I don't want to mention, because I'm trying to surprise Hubby, who probably doesn't lurk, but with my luck would this one time). We went to get the necessary materials today, only to be told that we can't start this project 'til Thursday. To top that off, Hubby just announced that he gets Friday off (which I didn't know when I made my plans), so that gives me ONE day to do this major project!

    Tomorrow is supposed to be dangerously stormy--can't work on the house, and the TV satellite will probably go hinky, and lightning precludes going online. Ducky. :(

    Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #

  8. bummer...why does lightning preclude going online?

    Posted 4 years ago by Crazycatman - CA #

  9. wow G that is a lot ain't it!

    hi aunite emma? how's it going?

    Posted 4 years ago by Momma to 2 MaineCoons #

  10. I have repair guys comming in the AM, I am hopping everyone will be on time so I can get to work on time

    Posted 4 years ago by TheKnittingNinja #

  11. hi Emma!

    Posted 4 years ago by Crazycatman - CA #

  12. that would be nice huh Bhm? I got my fingers crossed for you

    Posted 4 years ago by Crazycatman - CA #

  13. Lightning strikes come in through the electric and phone lines, and can fry the computer. Surge surpressors help, but if your house takes a direct hit, bend over, grab your ankles, and kiss your USB port goodbye.

    Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #

  14. In the spirit of St. Paddy's day, wanna hear a Dave Allen joke?

    Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #

  15. Is that a yoga position, G? Downward facing USB port kiss.

    Yes, yes love Dave Allen!

    Posted 4 years ago by KapitiKats in NZ #

  16. sure....

    Posted 4 years ago by Crazycatman - CA #

  17. sure!

    Posted 4 years ago by Momma to 2 MaineCoons #

  18. Ginny - stop being a tease!

    Posted 4 years ago by KapitiKats in NZ #

  19. EVERYONE'S a comedian, ek, KK?

    This joke is a bit long, so I'll do it in parts:

    One day, Michael O'Flaherty is a-walkin' down the lane, mindin' 'is own business, when he spies one of the wee folk. Michael is thinkin' to himself, "If I catch that leprechaun, he'll grant me three wishes. But he'll try ever' trick in the book to get me to let 'im go, an I canna allow that." So Michael sneaks up on the wee leprechaun, grabs 'im, and holds on for dear life...

    Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #

  20. "EEEEE, lemme go!" screeches the leprechaun. "No, leprechaun, I'll not be lettin' ye go. Gimme me three wishes!" retorts Michael. This goes on for a while, with the leprechaun tryin' every trick he can think of, and Michael holdin' on for dear life. Finally the leprechaun says, "All right, ye win. I'll give ye yer three wishes. But know this now, what ever I give ye, I'm gonna give twice as much to yer worst enemy, Patrick Cohan down the road!" "All right, leprechaun, it's a deal," answers Michael...

    Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #

  21. did he ask for poop?
    Snails?
    Snakes?

    Posted 4 years ago by Momma to 2 MaineCoons #

  22. lol Ange

    Posted 4 years ago by Crazycatman - CA #

  23. what? If my enemy gets twice the amount! Then that would be logical!

    Posted 4 years ago by Momma to 2 MaineCoons #

  24. Hair?

    Posted 4 years ago by KapitiKats in NZ #

  25. *tapping foot*

    Posted 4 years ago by Crazycatman - CA #

  26. kk hair on his butt?

    Posted 4 years ago by Momma to 2 MaineCoons #

  27. juice, bugs and crabby wives?

    Posted 4 years ago by TheKnittingNinja #

  28. Michael stands up straight, and with the seriousness of a priest at a sacrament, says to the leprechaun, "For me first wish, I want a mansion with 10 bedrooms." POOF! A ten-room mansion appears, and POOF! Down the road, a twenty-bedroom appears out of thin air, with Patrick Cohan on the front porch just a-dancin'!...

    Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #

  29. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Oddly not what I was expecting unless he wishes them away! You giveth and can taketh away!?

    Posted 4 years ago by Momma to 2 MaineCoons #

  30. Michael watches the scene, then turns again to the wee feller. "And for me second wish, leprechaun, I want 10 of the most beautiful women in all of Ireland!" POOF! Ten women appear on Michael's front porch, and a moment later, POOF! Twenty women on Patrick's porch, with Patrick a-singin' the praises o'Michael...

    Posted 4 years ago by gatakitty #


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