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   Let the jokes begin...
   http://www.thatsfit.com/2008/04/13/man-loses-140-pounds-on-baked-bean-diet/

   Posted 3 years ago by Dee from Tampa #

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   Ewwwwwwwww - the flatulence diet.

   Posted 3 years ago by HuddysMama #

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   a diet with no bacon? i don't think i could do that for even one day!!!

   Posted 3 years ago by angel #

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   Beans, beans the magical fruit...

   Posted 3 years ago by CatRancher #

5. 

   Thats what I thought angel..no bacon??? I always put bacon in my baked beans...

   Posted 3 years ago by 2bpurring #

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   I've been thinking about this Bean Diet. It could make for an interesting evening if the family were all on the diet. I tend to think it would be a GAS!!!

   Posted 3 years ago by ragweed #

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   Okay I aaid yesterday I would not say anything the the temptation is tooo much!
   So here it goes:
   1. Only bean diet
   leads to, loneliness and horrible stench

   2. With an all beans diet please first secure toilet firmly and securely to the floor, the explosions may cause the toilet and occupant to raise 4 feet off the floor!

   3. You will be sending more time on the pooper and of course using your pooper! Be kind and buy extra freshener spray!

   4. After pooping brains out with is where he lost the 140 lbs plus all that meat that's undigested in your intestines out, and your dehydrated, couldn't figure out how to use all the gas you farted into the jars, and have no friends or loved ones! you say note to self, was this all worth it?

   Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lay off the beans dudes! ewwwwwwwwwwww!
   Thank you LV

   Posted 3 years ago by Momma to 2 MaineCoons #

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   Oh but that's only the negative side.

   To make it positive, it must be a family affair. It bring togetherness. If all in the family are doing it, then no one will feel left out or know that someone else is as rank as they are.

   Friends? Well, after we lose the bacon by eating the beans, they will love to associate with us.

   It's a natural hot air source for heating the house (with plenty of ventilation) or a closet.

   You can start your own trio or quartet of tooters. Remember; The family who plays together, stays together.

   You have a jet propelled elevation system to get you to the second story. Well, maybe not....

   You will have a burglar repellent because no burglar who will get past the window sill.

   No skunk will have the guts to spray you....

   Me..... <grin>

   Posted 3 years ago by ragweed #

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   Now, wait a minute. I am a bean lover who never farts. Most of my main meals consist of beans (as in beans and tortillas). I love them and I am sveldt!

   BHUUUUUUUPT!

   Elizabeth Beano

   Posted 3 years ago by Cato1730 #

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    If you do meals the family way, you may need a little investment.... Gas Mask....

    With all due respect (or as much respect as this subject can bring),

    Rag(urrrp)weed

    Posted 3 years ago by ragweed #

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    Just don't light a match around him anytime soon. X(

    Posted 3 years ago by Vicki #

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    I love the fact that after 3 days we still can't get enough of this bean story...LOL so many puns available on this subject...

    Posted 3 years ago by 2bpurring #

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    Yeah, if the guy would take up boxing, he could be Gaseous Clay....

    Posted 3 years ago by ragweed #

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    I know I'd get alittle buuuuurnt out eating nothing "butt' beans all the time.

    ragweed...Gaseous...good one. lol

    Posted 3 years ago by feral #

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    A few years ago, in the next town (Gassville, AR), they got a McDonalds.... first thing that came to my mind was that now the residents can live up to their name.

    Posted 3 years ago by ragweed #

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