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How to read personal ads from women

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  1. 40-ish…………………………49
    Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends
    Athletic……………………….No boobs
    Average looking……………..Ugly
    Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
    Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills
    Emotionally secure…………..On medication
    Feminist……………………….Fat
    Free spirit……………………..Junkie
    Friendship first……………….Former slut
    Fun…………………………….Annoying
    Gentle…………………………Dull
    New Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places
    Open-minded…………………Desperate
    Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing
    Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
    Poet……………………………Depressive
    Professional…………………..Bitch
    Romantic………………………Frigid
    Voluptuous……………………Very Fat
    Large frame…………………..Hugely Fat
    Wants Soul mate…………….Stalker
    Widow…………………………Murderer

    Posted 1 year ago by Instinct #

  2. OMG Instinct! I love it.

    Posted 1 year ago by daisy mew #

  3. Let's see here---let's see here:

    Beautiful, adventurous,emotionally secure, open-minded woman seeking a man who will admire/cherish a feminist seeking friendship first. . . gee, this is fun!!!

    Posted 1 year ago by FondaHonda #

  4. hysterical!

    Posted 1 year ago by Dee from Tampa #

  5. Dee--could you imagine a personal add written with the definitions?

    Hugely fat, medicated, former slut. . . too funny! :D

    Posted 1 year ago by FondaHonda #

  6. Does that mean that the 'guy' might get 'lucky'??? Instinct, too funny...

    Posted 1 year ago by AZDEBRA 5/27 & crew #

  7. I'm just wondering if "former slut" is because the individual reformed or just lacked opportunity.

    Posted 1 year ago by Instinct #

  8. Let's see some of the 'former slut's' that I know of have turned ultra religious, lacked the opportunity, or circumstances have changed...lol.

    Posted 1 year ago by AZDEBRA 5/27 & crew #

  9. Let's see,beautiful,emotionally secure,feminist,professional.......WOW I sound good! :P

    Posted 1 year ago by Buttercup #

  10. OMG..This makes me a Gentle, Deppresive, Stalker!!!! Whaaa!

    Posted 1 year ago by Karenopa #

  11. We need to create the opposite list for men. Let me start, Athletic -- gut out to here!

    Elizabeth

    Posted 1 year ago by Cato1730 #

  12. All I can say is: BuWahahahaha

    *would be interesting to see a list for men.

    Posted 1 year ago by feral #


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