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Rejuvenique! Or...I Electrocuted My Face

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  1. I found this product, which used to sell for 4 payments of $49.95 on television, at my local Tuesday Morning for $6.99. I figured, at that price, what have I got to lose? So I tried it, putting the enclosed gel on the electrodes, putting on the mask and turning up the juice. OMG! It felt like my face was being jabbed with knives and electrocuted! When it got to my lower face, it made my fillings hurt. I managed to make it through the whole 15 minute session. but I was wishing I had numbed myself before my treatment with a few glasses of wine. Afterwards, I looked in the mirror and my entire face was covered in dents that ranged in color from red to blue.

    http://www.infomercial-hell.com/rejuvenique/

    But do I look younger?

    Posted 3 years ago by Catwoman #

  2. Well, you look wonderful in your avatar!! ;D

    Posted 3 years ago by Kitten Whisperer #

  3. Have to agree with KW on this one!!

    Posted 3 years ago by SoxsMom #

  4. LOL! Oh the price of beauty....is obviously more than $6.99!

    Posted 3 years ago by KapitiKats in NZ #

  5. Those poor women who paid $200 for it...though I did see it on Amazon for $50.

    Posted 3 years ago by Catwoman #

  6. CW - you should 'review' it on the Amazon site.

    Posted 3 years ago by KapitiKats in NZ #

  7. And you could wear it at Halloween!

    Posted 3 years ago by KapitiKats in NZ #

  8. LOL at KK! Catwoman this sounds more like a torture treatment than a beauty treatment. How long did it take for the color in your face to return to normal. :O

    Posted 3 years ago by Karenopa #

  9. Well, the divots seem to be going away, but I have a headache from the forehead electrodes.

    Posted 3 years ago by Catwoman #

  10. That's terrible! Glad you didn't pay the full price..imagine those poor women who did! :(

    Posted 3 years ago by Karenopa #

  11. Boy, that doesn't sound like fun. But, if you wake up next Friday looking like a teen-aged beauty queen, you can start renting it out to the rest of us.

    Posted 3 years ago by CheetahBoysmommy #

  12. If I actually look younger tomorrow I'll let you know, and you can all rush to your local Tuesday Mornings and get one for yourself! $6.99, what a deal!
    We could all wear them for the photo at the next get-together!

    Posted 3 years ago by Catwoman #

  13. I would be happy to sell you some wine the next time you try the treatment :) I work in a tasting room in Napa and can suggest something nice to ease the pain :) Elizabeth

    Posted 3 years ago by Cato1730 #

  14. OMG CW! no wonder it was only 6.99 at the time. It looks like the Jason mask from Friday the 13th!

    Posted 3 years ago by cricketsmama #

  15. *sighs and scratches Rejuvenique off of birthday wish list....*

    Posted 3 years ago by WillowandWindismom #

  16. Holy crap! Looks like a crank to me.....I'm proud of my age lines, I earned each and every one fair and square. My gray hairs, on the other hand, are entirely due to my spousal unit (lolol)

    Posted 3 years ago by Siobhan #

  17. OUCH!!! Well CW do you look 10yrs younger today??? sounds like licking a 9 volt battery all over you face...

    Posted 3 years ago by 2bpurring #

  18. Well, I'm happy to report that the dings in my face have disappeared. I actually think the right side of my face looks a little firmer...but not the left?

    Posted 3 years ago by Catwoman #

  19. Yikes, CW! Please be careful!!

    Posted 3 years ago by SylMiaFelixsMomma #

  20. Your catwoman mask will hide any lopsidedness, CW! ;D

    Posted 3 years ago by Kitten Whisperer #

  21. I thought we should all go back and resurrect our old funny topics!

    Posted 10 months ago by Catwoman #

  22. Darn - it didn't work did it, CW???

    *rubs more axle grease into wrinkles*

    Posted 10 months ago by WillowandWindismom #

  23. Great idea, CW!

    Posted 10 months ago by GD #

  24. There is a woman at local Bally's that swears by olive oil & slathers it all over her bod...hmmm...I wonder if she sizzles in the sun?!

    Posted 10 months ago by jeankit #

  25. An 88 year old friend here told me to use Mazola Corn Oil on my skin to get rid of those yucky brown spots. I don't know if it works, and she said that it would take about three months, but she doesn't have a single age spot. So guess what I bought at the store this morning?

    Posted 10 months ago by WillowandWindismom #

  26. WWM, you'll have to report back on that one!

    Posted 10 months ago by GD #

  27. Well, okay.... but it might take a while! Of course, as hot as it is here, if I slather myself with corn oil I will probably turn into a crispy critter!

    Posted 10 months ago by WillowandWindismom #

  28. *adds Mazola corn oil to shopping list* can't hurt well,unless I, too, go into the sun... ;)

    Posted 10 months ago by 2 Popoki #

  29. LOL, Catwoman!!!!

    Posted 10 months ago by katthays #

  30. WWM...if we start hearing the sounds of Pop..Pop..Pop, we'll know it's time to grab the butter & salt. lol

    Posted 10 months ago by feral #


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