I don't normally like hip-hop, but it SO fits here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo&mode=related&search=cat%20retarded%20weird%20gr8brittyn
Me, I'm just jealous that I never thought of that (even if I did, I couldn't have pulled it off...)
Lotsa zealies to this playa!
Check out Mean Kitty and the Witch Doctor by the same guy. too funny!
Posted 2 years ago by KYKAT 12 23 #
I loved this video so much that I saved it on my computer for the days when I am feeling a need to smile. This video is so cute.
By the way, I watched on Comedy Central the group of comedians (Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and two others whose names escape me at the moment). Even though I have seen it twice before, I found it to be just as hilarious as viewing it for the first time. I really needed to laugh and it was just what I needed. I am going to go onto Amazon and see if I can buy the DVD to have around when I feeling extra stressed.
Posted 2 years ago by SylvesterMiasMomma #
Karin: The comedy group you saw is "Blue Collar Comedy" and the other two are Bill Engvall and...oh, who's the "Tater Salad" dude...Ron White! (O.K., so I had to google it!)
Since you're in a Foxworthy mood, this one's been making the rounds locally. It's doggone close to true, too!
*****
If someone in a Lowe’s store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Texas
If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas.
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.
If “Vacation” means going anywhere south of Houston for the weekend, you may live in Texas.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph — you’re going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas. [Karin--I mentioned this to a local deputy who replied "the person blowing your doors off is probably me"!
If you find 60 degrees “a little chilly”, you may live in Texas.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas.
If you installed a 12′ front gate and cattle gaurd and don’t own any livestock, you are probably from Texas.
If the front gate has not been closed in years, you are probably from Texas.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas.
“If you’ve been known to wade into neck deep river water and tried to drag HUGE catfish out of their home holes in the rocks bare handed - you might live in Texas”
“If you know how many times a 2 inch river rock will bounce on I-10’s pavement at 80 mph after it flies out of the back of a dump truck - you might live in Texas”
“If you’ve ever been pulled over by a DPS officer for flashing you headlights at oncoming traffic to announce the location of ANOTHER DPS officer ‘taking pictures’ - you might live in Texas”
If your cousin drives your dead aunt from Corpus to Bowie in a U-Haul trailor for her funeral, and leaves it and her on the the side of the road to “fetch” a new tire to replace a flat one - you might be from Texas. (True story…)
If you refer to a 70 mile trip as a “trip across town” you might be a Texan, or Houstonian to be exact.
Or a Dallasite. I could relate to too many of those. LOL
BTW I saved that video, too. Probably the only rap song I really love!
Posted 2 years ago by artistabobbi TX 1/17 #
Thanks Ginny! I was laughing at all of them. I actually lived in Dallas, Texas when I was 7 for a year and a half.
Posted 2 years ago by SylvesterMiasMomma #
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