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31. 

    We're Texans, 2B. If'n we don't fight, what else is there to do?

    Posted 3 years ago by gatakitty #

32. 

    Fish, hunt, drink and bbq!!

    Posted 3 years ago by HuddysMama #

33. 

    I'm sorry, I really should know better I too have family in Texas...last time I was there, they took me to a rattlesnake roundup then afterwards it was time to bbq the catch of the day!!!

    Posted 3 years ago by 2bpurring #

34. 

    HM, that's a fine list of activities, but isn't there a fight involved in each? ;D

    Posted 3 years ago by gatakitty #

35. 

    Nope, a good Texan can finish a fight before it even starts!! lol

    Posted 3 years ago by HuddysMama #

36. 

    And what about burping?????

    Posted 3 years ago by WillowandWindismom #

37. 

    Burping as a sport???

    Posted 3 years ago by 2bpurring #

38. 

    It is in Texas, 2B.

    Posted 3 years ago by HuddysMama #

39. 

    Whether you are for or agin A&M. Remember what you call an "Aggie" 2 yrs after graduation.
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    BOSS

    Posted 3 years ago by ailuromaniac #

40. 

    Hmmmmm - not me.

    Posted 3 years ago by WillowandWindismom #

41. 

    Me either!

    Posted 3 years ago by SoxsMom #

42. 

    "Give me a platoon of West Point graduates, and I'll win the battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win the war."

    --Gen. George S. Patton

    Posted 3 years ago by gatakitty #

43. 

    *sigh*.... Gatakitty, I know that quote is plastered everywhere at A&M but actually the belief is that Patton never said that. Of course, this was a man who could not find the library at West Point, which is why his statue has faced the front of the library for many years. Currently he's in storage as a new library has been built. Common belief at West Point is that he wouldn't be able to find that one either.

    *crawls into worm hole and lobs some fresh Army mule poo at Gatakitty.....*

    Posted 3 years ago by WillowandWindismom #

44. 

    *slackens hold on Uga VII's leash just enough to allow him to slip through the wormhole and bite WWM's bohunkus, just like his granddaddy did to that Auburn player and his great-granddaddy did to the guy in that Florida philistine gator costume.*

    Posted 3 years ago by gatakitty #

45. 

    Besides, Patton had no trouble finding the shortest route to Messina, Bastogne, and Berlin. I'm not worried.

    Posted 3 years ago by gatakitty #

46. 

    *applies a sizable bandaid to bohunkus and fires up the M1A1......*

    Posted 3 years ago by WillowandWindismom #

47. 

    *Fires up engines on A-10 Warthog and ensures 30 mm Gatling gun is locked and loaded*

    Posted 3 years ago by gatakitty #

48. 

    Oh, WWM, did I tell you that the hand on the joystick is the same one nuzzled by Miss Rev herself? NO WAY I can miss with that on my side!

    Posted 3 years ago by gatakitty #

49. 

    Hmmmmm - *Takes stock of inventory and decides on the AH-64D Longbow Apache helicopter. Sneaks into hanger, quickly reads instruction manual due to complete ignorance of how to actually fly a Longbow, and lifts off.... through the roof. No problem - this baby is tough!!!*

    The AH-64 Apache helicoptor is a heavy division/corps attack miltary helicopter. The Apache helicoptor remanufacture effort incorporates a millimeter wave fire control radar (FCR), radar frequency interferometer (RFI), fire-and-forget radar-guided HELLFIRE missile and cockpit management and digitization enhancements. The combination of the FCR, RFI, and the advanced navigation and avionics suite of the aircraft provide increased situational awareness, lethality and survivability.

    *gets Warthog in sights..........*

    Posted 3 years ago by WillowandWindismom #

50. 

    hahahahah...are you two at it again??? *ducks flying objects*

    Posted 3 years ago by 2bpurring #

51. 

    *Hollers at 2bp to jump in and promotes her to door gunner. Briefly wonders if maybe, just maybe 2bp knows how to fly this thing?*

    Posted 3 years ago by WillowandWindismom #

52. 

    How hard can it be???
    Ooopps!!!

    Bail out!!!!!!!

    Posted 3 years ago by 2bpurring #

53. 

    WWM, not only is the Warthog known as a tank-killer (thus the wise reconsideration of your weapon of choice), it was also designed to RTB safely with both wings damaged, the tail stabilizers gone and the hydraulics and one engine out. It is also the only aircraft in the inventory that has to worry about bird strikes from the rear (old AF joke about the hog's speed--or lack thereof).

    Good luck keeping me in your sights long enough. If you slow down enough to lock on and fire without passing me, you just might stall, and if you hover, you'll probably run out of fuel!

    Posted 3 years ago by gatakitty #

54. 

    Well, to quote Bill Cosby (loosely) "What do you mean when you say 'oops'??? I know what I mean when I say 'oops'!!"

    *instantly regrets not wearing parachute for fear it made my butt look big.....*

    Posted 3 years ago by WillowandWindismom #

55. 

    LOL!!!!!! I'll share my chute!!!! I know my butt is big!!!

    Posted 3 years ago by 2bpurring #

56. 

    *wonders if Gatakitty is speaking English?*

    Actually, there was an A-10 demo team here this past weekend for AirSho. Isn't there like some age limit for flying that thing? Those guys were maybe 12 and 13 years old. I knew that recruiting was an issue, but really!

    *pulls out trusty RPGL and hangs onto 2bp*

    Posted 3 years ago by WillowandWindismom #

57. 

    It's what our pilots used to call the "Delayed Fighter Program," WWM. Actually, it was always Party Time in the squadron when the Hog Drivers were in town. Everyone looked forward to it!

    *Fires chaff and jinks*

    Posted 3 years ago by gatakitty #

58. 

    *Resorts to high tech and pulls out Eight Ball for advice*

    Posted 3 years ago by WillowandWindismom #

59. 

    LOL!

    Posted 3 years ago by gatakitty #

60. 

    *quietly peers through the wormhole and sees that Gatakitty appears to be napping. Slips into the room with a tool box full of face paint. Smiles serenely at Gatakitty, pulls out paints and proceeds to paint her from tip to toe in black, gray and gold paint. For extra embellishment, paints a huge golden A on Gatakitty's chest. Steps back to admire work and then silently (although snorting hysterically) slips back out......*

    Posted 3 years ago by WillowandWindismom #

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