Cats keep their opinions to themselves
Cats don’t mind if you live with your mother
Cats never use up the credit card on clothing and jewelry.
Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep
Cats don’t criticize the job you have
Cats always look good first thing in the morning
One good purr can be worth a thousand words
Cats don’t complain when you get a bad haircut
Cats are happy with simple gifts, i.e. toy mice, rubber balls, etc.
Cats never complain about the gifts you get them
Cats don’t care if you’re romantically challenged
You don’t have to deal with a cat’s mother
Cats don’t hog the bathroom for hours.
Cats don’t need a new dress every time they go out.
Cats don’t have PMS.
Cats never question your decisions.
Cats don’t complain about how much you eat or the way you dress.
A cat won’t scream if it sees a mouse in the house.
Cats don’t ask “Am I getting fat?” and expect you to lie.
Cats don’t call a lawyer if you sleep with another cat.
Cats dont object to kisses just because you haven’t shaved.
Cats don’t expect expensive presents on their birthday.
Cats never make you sleep in the spare bedroom.
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